MEmoFlakes
@memoflakes.bsky.social
Bisexual | he/him | I post things sometimes | I think I'm really funny | MEmoFlakes on most socials
People are starting to go to Hockey games to see boys kissing. It's disgusting
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
People are starting to go to Hockey games to see boys kissing. It's disgusting
The They/Thems at the coffee place this morning really showed up
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The They/Thems at the coffee place this morning really showed up
Me at the @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social show in Denver tonight every time he lifted his arms to touch the ceiling and his slutty little midriff was revealed.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me at the @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social show in Denver tonight every time he lifted his arms to touch the ceiling and his slutty little midriff was revealed.
The duality of my notifications list is unparalleled
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The duality of my notifications list is unparalleled
Me reporting what I saw to the Train Operator after looking at a man's phone on the Commuter Rail Train I work on.
September 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Me reporting what I saw to the Train Operator after looking at a man's phone on the Commuter Rail Train I work on.
In case anyone needs a reminder that I live in America; I originally thought this was a PokeWeapon of war.
September 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In case anyone needs a reminder that I live in America; I originally thought this was a PokeWeapon of war.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM COLORADO
September 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM COLORADO
Me and @bbshopmixtape.bsky.social stared at this Canadian last night. He was pretty funny
@kurtis-conner.bsky.social
@kurtis-conner.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Me and @bbshopmixtape.bsky.social stared at this Canadian last night. He was pretty funny
@kurtis-conner.bsky.social
@kurtis-conner.bsky.social
The way I forgot that I backed this until I got the notification to confirm my shipping address.
If @extrafabulous.bsky.social has no fans then I am dead.
If @extrafabulous.bsky.social has no fans then I am dead.
August 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The way I forgot that I backed this until I got the notification to confirm my shipping address.
If @extrafabulous.bsky.social has no fans then I am dead.
If @extrafabulous.bsky.social has no fans then I am dead.
When someone is being nice to you and you can't tell if they are just being polite or if they wanna gargle your sack and sausage.
June 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
When someone is being nice to you and you can't tell if they are just being polite or if they wanna gargle your sack and sausage.
Low weed pollen in Colorado is crazy 🍃
June 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Low weed pollen in Colorado is crazy 🍃
To the guy at work who "read so many articles" about how bad the Switch 2 is immediately after I said I got one waiting for me; Suck It 😜
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
To the guy at work who "read so many articles" about how bad the Switch 2 is immediately after I said I got one waiting for me; Suck It 😜
He's getting Pegged at Cracker Barrel 😳
May 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
He's getting Pegged at Cracker Barrel 😳
"Aren't you tired?"
Nope! This is why God invented white monster
Nope! This is why God invented white monster
March 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Aren't you tired?"
Nope! This is why God invented white monster
Nope! This is why God invented white monster
Bonjour le Beef 🤤😋😍
January 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Bonjour le Beef 🤤😋😍
Just saw Nosferatu.
So for the next few weeks this will be me reaching for my probiotic drink in the fridge
So for the next few weeks this will be me reaching for my probiotic drink in the fridge
January 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Just saw Nosferatu.
So for the next few weeks this will be me reaching for my probiotic drink in the fridge
So for the next few weeks this will be me reaching for my probiotic drink in the fridge
Only 1 chapter in and - my gods - my parents really did a number on me. It's kind of comforting and scary knowing I'm not the only one who feels the immense distance from the people around me and a horrible gaping loneliness all the time.
January 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Only 1 chapter in and - my gods - my parents really did a number on me. It's kind of comforting and scary knowing I'm not the only one who feels the immense distance from the people around me and a horrible gaping loneliness all the time.