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memoflakes.bsky.social
MEmoFlakes
@memoflakes.bsky.social
Bisexual | he/him | I post things sometimes | I think I'm really funny | MEmoFlakes on most socials
People are starting to go to Hockey games to see boys kissing. It's disgusting
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Count your days AMC #BigBixSmallZza
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The They/Thems at the coffee place this morning really showed up
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me at the @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social show in Denver tonight every time he lifted his arms to touch the ceiling and his slutty little midriff was revealed.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"I passed out three times, but your cinnamon sticks are ready"
#via313
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The duality of my notifications list is unparalleled
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me reporting what I saw to the Train Operator after looking at a man's phone on the Commuter Rail Train I work on.
September 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
In case anyone needs a reminder that I live in America; I originally thought this was a PokeWeapon of war.
September 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM COLORADO
September 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me and @bbshopmixtape.bsky.social stared at this Canadian last night. He was pretty funny

@kurtis-conner.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The way I forgot that I backed this until I got the notification to confirm my shipping address.
If @extrafabulous.bsky.social has no fans then I am dead.
August 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Small Ugly Penis
July 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When someone is being nice to you and you can't tell if they are just being polite or if they wanna gargle your sack and sausage.
June 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Low weed pollen in Colorado is crazy 🍃
June 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
To the guy at work who "read so many articles" about how bad the Switch 2 is immediately after I said I got one waiting for me; Suck It 😜
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He's getting Pegged at Cracker Barrel 😳
May 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
May 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
April 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Aren't you tired?"
Nope! This is why God invented white monster
March 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
March 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
February 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Bonjour le Beef 🤤😋😍
January 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just saw Nosferatu.
So for the next few weeks this will be me reaching for my probiotic drink in the fridge
January 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Only 1 chapter in and - my gods - my parents really did a number on me. It's kind of comforting and scary knowing I'm not the only one who feels the immense distance from the people around me and a horrible gaping loneliness all the time.
January 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM