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I included two of these above, but how in hell did I forget the Semi?

Hell, how about selling 200,000 Cybertrucks in 2025 when they supposedly had over 2,000,000 reservations? Actual numbers were 20,237 Cybertrucks for the whole of 2025 according to Kelly Blue Book. Some of those sold to SpaceX.
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
His current satellites are falling from the skies every week. Maybe a five-year life cycle. But he's going to put A/I data centers in space? Right, Tech Crunk.
February 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I forgot that one, along with free Boring Bricks.
February 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Battery swaps, the Roadster, self-charging cars, 10,000 home-solar installations w/ solar shingles every week, Robotaxis, FSD, Robots in every home, Mars, 20 million Teslas sold annually . . .

Moonies, MAGAts and Scientologists, that's what you sound like paying homage to His Nibs.
February 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Why that would be "His Nibs," but you already knew that.
February 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
6) #3Feb2026

I want to see Bill Clinton squirm while sitting next to his wife. Why Hillary never divorced this man is a mystery to me.

On the flip side, I'd also like to see Slick Willy testify about Trump on Epstein's plane and at orgies for the rich and famous.

www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...
Clintons appear ready to testify in Congress about Jeffrey Epstein after contempt threat | CBC News
Former U.S. president Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton, the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee, will testify in a congressional investigation into the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, a staffer sa...
www.cbc.ca
February 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
5) #3Feb2026

* Nine Reuters reporters asked Grok to alter the images to depict them in sexually provocative or humiliating poses

* In the majority of cases, Grok returned sexualized images, even when told the subjects did not consent

www.reuters.com/business/des...
Exclusive: Despite new curbs, Elon Musk’s Grok at times produces sexualized images - even when told subjects didn’t consent
After Elon Musk’s social media company X announced new curbs on Grok’s public output, Reuters reporters gave it a series of prompts to determine whether and under what circumstances the chatbot would ...
www.reuters.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
4) 3 Feb 2026

This might make MAGA Ammo Sexuals and the NRA take up arms against Pirro and Trump:

Rep Thomas Massie (R-KY) disputed Pirro's brainfart: “Non-residents can obtain a permit in DC — don’t ask me how I know,” he wrote on social media.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
Pirro Threatens Jail Time for Lawful Gun Owners Who Travel to D.C. With Firearms
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
3) #3Feb2026

I want a Karen vs. Jessica cage match:

The “Jessica” persona is much quieter and operates mainly online. Instead of causing a ruckus in a store, she prefers to address her grievances from behind a computer screen, where she has more control.

www.yahoo.com/creators/lif...
Gen Z says “Karen” is out — and a new name for rude, entitled women is going viral
According to Gen Z, the “Karen” era is over. A new term is emerging to describe similar behaviour, and it offers a radically different approach.
www.yahoo.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:08 PM
2) Predictions: Elon Musk loses his shit on #3Feb26

It's a young day here on the East Coast, but I like having a bit of good news with my first coffee:

bsky.app/profile/cat9...
I imagine the streets of Xitter will flood with His Nibs' brain matter today, while his cavernous Nazi Factory amplifies the sucking noises from his Elon Fealty Cult.
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Weak, pathetic, cosplaying cops arrest a woman who loses her glasses in the takedown.

Gang bullies, but cowards when you go one on one with any of them.
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
6) #1Feb2026 #ICE #Italy

"Many of the Italians who chanted and blew whistles near the grand stone arch in the Piazza XXV Aprile said they had been horrified and angered by images and videos on social media showing ICE agents operating violently in Minneapolis."

www.npr.org/2026/01/31/n...
Milan protesters call for U.S. ICE agents to leave Italy as Winter Games approach
An ICE unit from the US Department of Homeland Security is playing a role providing security at the Winter Games. At past Olympics, their involvement would have been unremarkable. But after the viole...
www.npr.org
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
5) #1Feb2026 #Retail

You, blue collar worker, banish your poorly dressed self to the Dollar Store.

You, in a suit, you got the money for a VIP membership, so come on in and buy your overpriced humble-brag tags to show other social elites.

www.cnbc.com/2026/02/01/r...
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
4) #1Feb26 #Weed #SiliconValley

"It turns out that the two cultures share many zones of overlap; both practice their own forms of ruthlessness, for example. And the physical and personal links between weed and tech run very deep indeed."

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
He Was Building a Weed Empire. Then He Was Executed
In his new book A Killing in Cannabis, Scott Eden traces how Silicon Valley and professional outlaws clashed in California's nascent weed industry.
www.rollingstone.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
3) #1Feb26 #Film

I would like to view 11 of the 12:

Broken English
Closure
The Friend's House Is Here
The History of Concrete
How To Divorce During the War
The Incomer
Josephine (swept awards)
The Lake
Once Upon A Time In Harlem
Public Access
The Weight

www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
The 12 Best Movies of Sundance 2026
From a doc on a once-in-a-lifetime cocktail party to a gritty survivalist thriller — the highlights of this year's Sundance Film Festival.
www.rollingstone.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
2) #1Feb2026 #NFL #Vikings #Seahawks

"In 2024, Darnold finished with career highs of 4,319 yards and 35 touchdowns, with 12 interceptions. Darnold helped lead the Vikings to a 14-3 season before their wild-card loss to the Los Angeles Rams."

sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
Justin Jefferson says Vikings would have been better with Sam Darnold at QB
Justin Jefferson believes this season would have been very different if Sam Darnold had been the quarterback.
sports.yahoo.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM