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Bukele has imprisoned tens of thousands of Salvadorans without trial or due process, raising the nation’s incarceration rate to two percent of the population — the highest in the world.

More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
April 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Is this what stupid loser group chats are like? I wouldn't know, my group chats are full of funny hot people 🎀
March 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Just so we're clear was it not a crisis when it was the other way around?
Young women are now consistently earning more than their male counterparts for the first time, according to a report that warns of a social “crisis” gripping young men
The lost boys: how a generation of young men fell behind women on pay
www.thetimes.com
March 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ok but since we DO count Black women, it's really bad. So you're just being racist on main for no reason.
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Reporting on history like it's 2025:

Could break-in at Watergate Hotel signal presidential overreach? Some members of Congress think so.

Napoleon's invasion of Portugal may indicate tensions in European foreign policy.

Hannibal crossing the Alps could sour relations with Rome, some believe.
February 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My neighbors don't speak to me and none of them have "clever" wifi names. They are the best neighbors I've ever had.
February 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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You know what would be great is if these weird assholes could get to know exactly one trans person and see that they're just people trying to get by like everyone else
February 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Half of America has been shifting goal posts so hard, the Super Bowl will now be played on a 500 yard field.
February 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Laryngitis is making me go through my shift like Harpo Marx.
Gonna hand a patient a fish.
February 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The best thing about being a stress baker is it makes being a stress eater way cuter 🎀
January 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If you ever see me smiling at my phone, I'm probably reading my own jokes.
January 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Call me fajitas the way I'm making a scene in this restaurant
December 29, 2024 at 1:17 AM
They never let poor Rudolph
(Rudolph!)
Join in any reindeer games
('Cause they're assholes!)
December 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I'm just a girl

Standing in front of the American Girl Doll corporation

Asking for The Care and Keeping of You: Perimenopause
December 10, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Film studios putting out all these horror movies about AI is like if Starbucks started selling pro-union mugs.
December 10, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Next time someone says they don't do pronouns, I'm going to say "Oh! Like Elmo!"
I'm sure they'll find it funny.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Guy in the seat in front of me is trying to get his companion figure out the song in his head by humming it to her. It is Maneater by Hall and Oates. She either does not know this or is feigning ignorance. None of this is any of my business.
December 4, 2024 at 8:55 PM
As music listeners share their annual Spotify Wrapped, a similar feature has been met with less enthusiasm on Pornhub.
December 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Take the L? That feels like a lot of commitment, can I just borrow the L?
November 20, 2024 at 12:28 AM
You ever pretend you're on Boiling Points to get through a social interaction? Like, what if I get $100 if I manage not to lose my shit?
Being delusional has ever been my favorite life hack.
November 19, 2024 at 3:31 AM
In Halloweentown they don't say "calm your tits" they say "chill your spine"
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Booked an appointment for an 87 year old woman for next week. This is how she signed off on the phone call:
"If someone hasn't shot me between the eyes for my smart mouth before then, I'll see you on Thursday"

I can't WAIT for Thursday.
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
This program is supported by viewers like you. Just like you. Uncannily like you.
November 13, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Myth, myth!
November 12, 2024 at 11:16 PM
My life hack to stay hydrated is to take a drink every time you see a meme about Stanleys.
I've peed 16 times today.
January 12, 2024 at 5:05 PM