MementoMorrigan
@memento-morrigan.bsky.social
My wifestyle determines my deathstyle
Vengeful spirit in chrysalis
She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Vengeful spirit in chrysalis
She/Her 🏳️⚧️
You know, I don't put much stock into the whole canthal tilt "predator/prey eyes" thing, but my gf's BF6 beta performance is making a convincing argument
August 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You know, I don't put much stock into the whole canthal tilt "predator/prey eyes" thing, but my gf's BF6 beta performance is making a convincing argument
Trying to enjoy a pickle but the gf suggests/explains "pickleback" shots and you just gotta hit her with the Homelander Sneer
July 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Trying to enjoy a pickle but the gf suggests/explains "pickleback" shots and you just gotta hit her with the Homelander Sneer
One of the twenty SS Officers Mehdi Hasan debates in the new Jubilee vid has blatantly styled his mannerisms and speech patterns after Patrick Bateman and it's so fucking soy
July 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One of the twenty SS Officers Mehdi Hasan debates in the new Jubilee vid has blatantly styled his mannerisms and speech patterns after Patrick Bateman and it's so fucking soy
Why can't we predict the fucking weather anymore? As little as 5 years ago you could get pinpoint-accurate weather readings for the upcoming week at a glance. Now you have to consult 5 different apps, ask gramps if his knee's acting up, then perform divination by entrails, and it's still wrong
July 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Why can't we predict the fucking weather anymore? As little as 5 years ago you could get pinpoint-accurate weather readings for the upcoming week at a glance. Now you have to consult 5 different apps, ask gramps if his knee's acting up, then perform divination by entrails, and it's still wrong
Tragic : The hot goth girl whose boyfriend approached you from across the bar is a Sleep Token fan
May 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Tragic : The hot goth girl whose boyfriend approached you from across the bar is a Sleep Token fan
Therapy consists of walking into some jagoff's office and doing their job for them for an hour, unless you have real problems, at which point they go "sweet mother of pearl! I'm not qualified for this shit" and pull the trapdoor lever
April 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Therapy consists of walking into some jagoff's office and doing their job for them for an hour, unless you have real problems, at which point they go "sweet mother of pearl! I'm not qualified for this shit" and pull the trapdoor lever
The first new party member in Clair Obscur Expedition 33 is a floating, barefoot mage lady. Maybe French perverts do have something to contribute to the JRPG genre after all
April 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The first new party member in Clair Obscur Expedition 33 is a floating, barefoot mage lady. Maybe French perverts do have something to contribute to the JRPG genre after all
The Devil May Cry Netflix show is grounds for a trillion more 9/11s
April 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Devil May Cry Netflix show is grounds for a trillion more 9/11s
Miyazaki really phoning it in for the Switch 2 exclusive. Barely any feet in the trailer, bro's heart is not in it 😔
April 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Miyazaki really phoning it in for the Switch 2 exclusive. Barely any feet in the trailer, bro's heart is not in it 😔
Is hearing the Home Depot theme and thinking "hell yea" Male-Brained
March 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Is hearing the Home Depot theme and thinking "hell yea" Male-Brained
Open letter to all housebroken Americans : Secede from your shitty union and join the Canadian Empire. We have affordable eggggggs :3
February 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Open letter to all housebroken Americans : Secede from your shitty union and join the Canadian Empire. We have affordable eggggggs :3
My gf just boofed this shit then spent 2 Command Points to give her farts the [DEVASTATING WOUNDS] ability. Can we nerf Sisters again wtfffff
January 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My gf just boofed this shit then spent 2 Command Points to give her farts the [DEVASTATING WOUNDS] ability. Can we nerf Sisters again wtfffff
Every time the term "chainmail" is published, a Valkyrie loses her swan-feather cloak 😔
January 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Every time the term "chainmail" is published, a Valkyrie loses her swan-feather cloak 😔
Raw tomato and unchopped lettuce are anathema to sandwich artistry
January 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Raw tomato and unchopped lettuce are anathema to sandwich artistry
I have no mouth, and I must soyface
December 31, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I have no mouth, and I must soyface
Mom wouldn't let me put the Rahkshi on the table next to the Poinsettia 😒 smh my head I should have gotten them tiny Santa hats
December 25, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Mom wouldn't let me put the Rahkshi on the table next to the Poinsettia 😒 smh my head I should have gotten them tiny Santa hats
If chopping carrots has a million haters I am one of them
If chopping carrots has 5 haters I am one of them
If chopping carrots has 1 hater that one is me
If chopping carrots has no haters I am no longer alive
If the world is pro chopping carrots then I am against the world
If chopping carrots has 5 haters I am one of them
If chopping carrots has 1 hater that one is me
If chopping carrots has no haters I am no longer alive
If the world is pro chopping carrots then I am against the world
December 12, 2024 at 8:57 PM
If chopping carrots has a million haters I am one of them
If chopping carrots has 5 haters I am one of them
If chopping carrots has 1 hater that one is me
If chopping carrots has no haters I am no longer alive
If the world is pro chopping carrots then I am against the world
If chopping carrots has 5 haters I am one of them
If chopping carrots has 1 hater that one is me
If chopping carrots has no haters I am no longer alive
If the world is pro chopping carrots then I am against the world
idc if it's Amazon, idc if it's soy, idc if it's the Smurphs again, idc about it needing a Glup Shitto named character for general audiences, the 40k Secret Level episode was pog and I want more Bladeguard mulching Cultist content
December 11, 2024 at 12:24 AM
idc if it's Amazon, idc if it's soy, idc if it's the Smurphs again, idc about it needing a Glup Shitto named character for general audiences, the 40k Secret Level episode was pog and I want more Bladeguard mulching Cultist content
She took a bite of one of my nugs and called it "well-seasoned" I'm dating a fucking redditor chat
December 10, 2024 at 5:50 PM
She took a bite of one of my nugs and called it "well-seasoned" I'm dating a fucking redditor chat
So is Dennis Prager in hell yet? It's been a hot minute since the last update
December 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
So is Dennis Prager in hell yet? It's been a hot minute since the last update
I've now seen two Cybertrucks In The Flesh within the span of a few days and the pictures simply don't do how stupid they look justice. I'm talking temporary assets/unloaded textures type shit. What were they fucking thinking?
December 5, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I've now seen two Cybertrucks In The Flesh within the span of a few days and the pictures simply don't do how stupid they look justice. I'm talking temporary assets/unloaded textures type shit. What were they fucking thinking?
Harrowing to think that The Swedish House Mafia warned us as early as 2012 in their chart-topping single 'Don't You Worry Child' that "P Diddy [had] a plan for you" but we all chose to ignore them because that song fucking sucks
December 4, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Harrowing to think that The Swedish House Mafia warned us as early as 2012 in their chart-topping single 'Don't You Worry Child' that "P Diddy [had] a plan for you" but we all chose to ignore them because that song fucking sucks