This photo always conjures serious heartbreak for me. And I'm worried we're going backwards to this for number of reasons.

I think it's great that ESPN wants to normalize talking to Luigi.

I love my dog.

Proud of this:

Lol rad.

How I'm feeling at the moment.

Unfortunately, it is that time of the year where I make this movie a part of my personality and ruin everyone's day:

What do I do if Ibuprofen causes me to shit uncontrollably?

Well, what do you think?

Bogart side-eyeing me after a bath.

So, I have some new people following and interacting with me. I promise I'm a good person, but I'm bristly like a porcupine. I want to deconstruct corporate law, tax the rich, develop effective government owned alternatives to private enterprise to force competition.

Also this is my best friend:

I think lammergeiers are neat.

Y'all wanna hear a picture?

If I can't use commerical Global Positioning System in my daily life, then WELL...

I feel like he's a final boss in some weird JRPG.

What a cutie. Looks look my little man, Bogart. :D