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The titanic never sank. Rose just wanted attention.
July 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The titanic never sank. Rose just wanted attention.
suns are friggin cooked lol
June 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
suns are friggin cooked lol
anyone up?
June 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
anyone up?
Didn't go to church today. Got all dolled up, got in my car, and then.. you guessed it... diarrhea
June 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Didn't go to church today. Got all dolled up, got in my car, and then.. you guessed it... diarrhea
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Our message to London 👇🏻
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Our message to London 👇🏻
I miss when Gage would sing me sweet nothings
April 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I miss when Gage would sing me sweet nothings
who's ready for tax day?
April 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
who's ready for tax day?
Aladdin when here comes the train 🍊
April 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Aladdin when here comes the train 🍊
breakfast of champions
March 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
breakfast of champions
name a better duo than management and spending time in the breakroom
March 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
name a better duo than management and spending time in the breakroom
if saying anything of substance is king, I'd be the jester
March 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
if saying anything of substance is king, I'd be the jester
im so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me
February 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
im so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me
fuck jerry seinfeld and his zionist ass. larrry d carried the show anyway.
February 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
fuck jerry seinfeld and his zionist ass. larrry d carried the show anyway.
maybe your baby is crying bc it would like a cigar too
February 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
maybe your baby is crying bc it would like a cigar too
my husband said he was at Jan 6, but he was just cheating on me
February 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
my husband said he was at Jan 6, but he was just cheating on me
losing a ferret is wild
February 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
losing a ferret is wild
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THE PHOENIX SUNS ALL-TIME LEADING SCORER: DEVIN BOOKER.
February 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
THE PHOENIX SUNS ALL-TIME LEADING SCORER: DEVIN BOOKER.
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Can everyone on Bluesky agree we cannot call posts here “skeets” @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can everyone on Bluesky agree we cannot call posts here “skeets” @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
I almost died at age 26 in a Steve Lacey moshpit looking for my son
January 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I almost died at age 26 in a Steve Lacey moshpit looking for my son
when you see the Brutalist twice but clown on me for seeing Nosferatu twice
January 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
when you see the Brutalist twice but clown on me for seeing Nosferatu twice
when your reply guy abandons you too
January 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
when your reply guy abandons you too
a quick one before the eternal worm devours Phoenix
January 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
a quick one before the eternal worm devours Phoenix
when she had a girlfriend girlfriend 🙆♀️
January 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
when she had a girlfriend girlfriend 🙆♀️
why did I fuck up my beard like that 😭
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
why did I fuck up my beard like that 😭
I haven't been nervous like this in forever omg
January 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I haven't been nervous like this in forever omg