I drink vinegar 🥂
@melzipan.bsky.social
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I don't know what I'm doing, be nice to me pls.
I don't know what I'm doing, be nice to me pls.
!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!!!!! ✨🦋🧁
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!!!!! ✨🦋🧁
Mega collection of full-size (and extras lol)
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Mega collection of full-size (and extras lol)
Mwehehehee!!! 🩹
Cookies for work Halloween party done!!
Cookies for work Halloween party done!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Mwehehehee!!! 🩹
Cookies for work Halloween party done!!
Cookies for work Halloween party done!!
Hell yeah it's pretty ok!!! Might need a smaller bird next time to get more smoke flavor but I'm so excited it's almost perfect!!
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hell yeah it's pretty ok!!! Might need a smaller bird next time to get more smoke flavor but I'm so excited it's almost perfect!!
Looks and smells good but I gotta wait!!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Looks and smells good but I gotta wait!!!!!
It's done!!! We had to step up our game bc our neighbor was amazing, lol. I hope we win!!
October 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's done!!! We had to step up our game bc our neighbor was amazing, lol. I hope we win!!
When you work in construction, your Halloween might look a certain way... 😂🎃
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When you work in construction, your Halloween might look a certain way... 😂🎃
MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT
September 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT
THE Bobby B.????? King of the Seven Kingdoms, hero and slayer of dragons??¡!?
August 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
THE Bobby B.????? King of the Seven Kingdoms, hero and slayer of dragons??¡!?
I love love LOVE pho but sometimes my tummy just isn't big enough lol
August 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love love LOVE pho but sometimes my tummy just isn't big enough lol
/soyjack pointing!
August 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
/soyjack pointing!
My bed for tonight ☺️☺️☺️
August 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My bed for tonight ☺️☺️☺️
Finally gutted, washed, zippered, and restuffed my giant pillow pet. It was Maggie's favorite and she laid on it constantly. (See pic) Not great later on when her kidney issues had her peeing in her sleep lmao!
But yeah, restuffed and back on the couch and smelling 100% less of dog pee hahaha
But yeah, restuffed and back on the couch and smelling 100% less of dog pee hahaha
July 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Finally gutted, washed, zippered, and restuffed my giant pillow pet. It was Maggie's favorite and she laid on it constantly. (See pic) Not great later on when her kidney issues had her peeing in her sleep lmao!
But yeah, restuffed and back on the couch and smelling 100% less of dog pee hahaha
But yeah, restuffed and back on the couch and smelling 100% less of dog pee hahaha
Got good news at the doctor today :)
July 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Got good news at the doctor today :)
I was brave at the doctor and deserve a treat 😤
June 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was brave at the doctor and deserve a treat 😤
Chat is this bad?
June 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Chat is this bad?
This might be unpopular, but I liked sitting in the passenger seat :3
May 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This might be unpopular, but I liked sitting in the passenger seat :3
The 4th and 5th strawberries from my plant!! ♥️🍓
(Some naughty critter got the 2nd & 3rd 😡)
(Some naughty critter got the 2nd & 3rd 😡)
May 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The 4th and 5th strawberries from my plant!! ♥️🍓
(Some naughty critter got the 2nd & 3rd 😡)
(Some naughty critter got the 2nd & 3rd 😡)
First strawberry from my little plant! 🍓 It's little lmao
April 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
First strawberry from my little plant! 🍓 It's little lmao
I've not been on socials lately because my brain is rattling around like one of those Fisher-Price lawnmower toys sorry guys
But look! Little Friend at the allergist's office has a buddy now!
But look! Little Friend at the allergist's office has a buddy now!
April 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I've not been on socials lately because my brain is rattling around like one of those Fisher-Price lawnmower toys sorry guys
But look! Little Friend at the allergist's office has a buddy now!
But look! Little Friend at the allergist's office has a buddy now!
Happy Wednesday to everyone, but especially to this little friend at the allergist's office!
March 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Happy Wednesday to everyone, but especially to this little friend at the allergist's office!
I hate being sick but at least I built this yesterday
Yaaay craft room storage!!! I need to add a light tho lmao it's dark in there 😂
Yaaay craft room storage!!! I need to add a light tho lmao it's dark in there 😂
March 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I hate being sick but at least I built this yesterday
Yaaay craft room storage!!! I need to add a light tho lmao it's dark in there 😂
Yaaay craft room storage!!! I need to add a light tho lmao it's dark in there 😂
They looked like eggs until the Dutch got ahold of them lmao
March 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
They looked like eggs until the Dutch got ahold of them lmao