Melissa Vandella
@melvandell.bsky.social
It’s a rly good thing pubes aren’t more Velcro-like or else we would have a lot of people stuck together
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s a rly good thing pubes aren’t more Velcro-like or else we would have a lot of people stuck together
Had to leave work early bc I smelled like ferrets
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Had to leave work early bc I smelled like ferrets
Just made my bf watch 2009 VMA lady Gaga performance of paparazzi. He will never see the world the same ever again.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just made my bf watch 2009 VMA lady Gaga performance of paparazzi. He will never see the world the same ever again.
Does anyone even care about James Cameron’s avatar? That’s a real question
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Does anyone even care about James Cameron’s avatar? That’s a real question
Show me the stains in your period underwear and I’ll read them like tea leaves
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Show me the stains in your period underwear and I’ll read them like tea leaves
Clare Danes is the queen of the chin quiver
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Clare Danes is the queen of the chin quiver
Stand up to Jewish hate 🟦
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Stand up to Jewish hate 🟦
I don’t want a deeper look into the making of the Avatar films, Disney+
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I don’t want a deeper look into the making of the Avatar films, Disney+
Trying to over line my lips responsibly
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Trying to over line my lips responsibly
A commercial w shaq. “Fuck you shaq” why’d you say that?? “Because I hated that product and I hated that he was involved. “
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A commercial w shaq. “Fuck you shaq” why’d you say that?? “Because I hated that product and I hated that he was involved. “
“If our love was enough, we would live forever,” he says in retainer voice
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“If our love was enough, we would live forever,” he says in retainer voice
Am I a cunt (or crazy) for thinking that the Springsteen movie will be bad??
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Am I a cunt (or crazy) for thinking that the Springsteen movie will be bad??
Why are giving Kim k acting positions
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Why are giving Kim k acting positions
There was a girl w huge gauges in a prescription drug commercial. That’s progress America. Bc my mother would be saying “Uuckk. That’s so nasty.”
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There was a girl w huge gauges in a prescription drug commercial. That’s progress America. Bc my mother would be saying “Uuckk. That’s so nasty.”
It’s still pretty no matter who made it Susan okay ????
October 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s still pretty no matter who made it Susan okay ????
Like stop giving credit to a man
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Like stop giving credit to a man
Wait it doesn’t make any sense to me when people see something rly amazing like a crazy view and say, “how can you look at something like that and not believe in GOD??!?”
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Wait it doesn’t make any sense to me when people see something rly amazing like a crazy view and say, “how can you look at something like that and not believe in GOD??!?”
Just kidding put here’s the grasshopper
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just kidding put here’s the grasshopper
I just said “put it up to her,” when I had meant to say someone “put her up to it.” Well that’s the big guy upstairs everyone
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I just said “put it up to her,” when I had meant to say someone “put her up to it.” Well that’s the big guy upstairs everyone
Honestly is there anything more incredible than a bald eagle snatching a fish out of water mid-flight
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Honestly is there anything more incredible than a bald eagle snatching a fish out of water mid-flight
Ethan Hawke is hot ??
October 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ethan Hawke is hot ??
That’s Nutrageous TM
September 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
That’s Nutrageous TM
Im naming my daughter Nora. Short for Norepinephrine.
September 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Im naming my daughter Nora. Short for Norepinephrine.
***sorry, Se7en***
September 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
***sorry, Se7en***