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Bike Eyes Mel (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🚴🍀💵
@meltwa.bsky.social
A sophisticated mix of entrepreneur, cyclist, Irish Canadian and Trans femme.

Out since 1966 ... "Santa made a mistake"

Bicycle riding Toronto pinko and proud of it.

🚫 Hate. 🚫 DM's 🚫 Debates ❤️ Love ❤️
Pink Floyd's, Pigs (Three Different Ones)

Was written when Trump was just a young pedophile, and the Whitehouse in the song is Mary Whitehouse. (Tip O'Neill got that wrong.)

But the lyrics unfortunately work for Trump.

#JohnnyFever

youtu.be/UuiJnr38CKU?...
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Republicans tonight will be conjuring the ghost of Arlen Specter, to get Trump out of the jam.

The Magic Penis Theory
The president was having normal regular sex with his wife, and she was loving it. His penis somehow was in the proximity of a teenage girl, but he was unaware of that and then ...
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Pierre Poilievre and Melissa Lantsman would prefer to forget about his outburst where he violated the Canadian Human Rights Code.

Melissa is pushing the narrative that the Cons are open to LGBT people, when clearly they are not.

It's everyone or nobody, remember Ernst Röhm, he thought he was safe.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I left home at 15, and took my first international trip to Mexico at 17.

There I discovered Kahlua.

$2 for about a gallon 😂

Who knows why I felt that was worth posting but there it is.

(Who let's a 15 year old child leave home and not say a word to anyone?)
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Somebody explain to me why Pierre Poilievre is the Conservative Party of Canada* leader, when he got fewer votes than an unheard of MP?

Damien Kurek
53,684 votes, 82.84%

Pierre Poilievre
41,308 votes, 80.86%

That after losing a massive lead and his riding.

*rebranded Reform Party (Loons)
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Look, Canada has a lugan* specific Facebook page for men who live in the best country and the world, but still can't be happy.

Good to have to show your brother-in-law this holiday season.

* Lugan, in the modern sense of the term.
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Conservative leadership reveals they don't have anyone ready to take over.

Poilievre Poilievre isn't capable of getting the job done, he's unlikable in a business where likeability is key. His demeanour isn't pleasant, and too far right.

The need is clear.

www.reuters.com/world/americ...
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Let's say you find a lender to do 100% at 8%.

In ten years you will have spent $456,000

Your mortgage will have dropped almost nothing.

You're next mortgage will $420,000

Sounds like a dream, right?

Just say no!
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Say NO! To forced stupidity

Just say no, keep your money invested for better times.

A 1 bedroom shoebox in the sky, is worth maximum $200k.

Imagine waking up is 350sqft pos tiny space with maintenance fees? It wouldn't be a good feeling.

♥️ Just say no, because you know. ♥️
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
How to play SimCity BuildIt

#1 Make donuts. They sell for $950 each and have a simple supply chain.

#2 Don't get involved in wars or new territories.

#3 Never spend actual money

#4 Go on every so often, collect, sell donuts and/or taxes.

Put down the game, real life awaits you.
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pierre Poilievre (aka Whiney Pete) is killing his party, simply because he is so unlikable.

He might appeal to hard right lunatics, but thankfully they're not a large voting demographic.

Even if they refer to themselves as "Conservative Party of Canada" Pierre is definitely Reform Party material.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Origin Fraud

A pair of genuine Made in Italy fabric shears retails in the range of $150 - $300.

There's no way in God's green earth real Italian fabric shears can be had for $37.

As consumers we already know when something is too good to be true, so why doesn't Amazon?

#SupportEU
#BuyReal
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Two party members have left the "Conservative Party of Canada" in the past few days, and just before an important vote.

So what's going on with our whack-a-doodle right wing christofascists in Canada?

I went searching for the cause of the mayhem and found him. Somebody doesn't instill confidence.
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
42% Inflation Is Unacceptable

No Frills raised the price on Chapman's ice cream from $3.50 to $5.00.

Same ice cream can be found at other Canadian food retailers at $3.50.

Shame on No Frills.

#VoteWhenYouSpend
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Pied Piper of the Reform Party is peddling his brand of conservatism as something new to young voters.

It's nothing new. It's the same old thing, this time in a t-shirt and sneakers.

Let's hope that young Canadians don't make the mistake of electing another Brian Mulroney.
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pierre Poilievre's incompetence is astounding.

Yesterday he failed as opposition leader in a remarkable way. "Pierre Poilievre inexplicably failed to introduce an amendment at the close of his response to the budget yesterday afternoon."

The Bloc seeing the opportunity took the Conservative's spot
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wise up, Tim Hortons is not Canadian.

#1 It's Brazilian owned
#2 Largest shareholder is American

Tim Hortons knows you'll fall for hockey and cheap coffee, but it is still not Canadian.

There are plenty of good coffee shops that are Canadian.

#ElbowsUp means growing up
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Never forget, he's still out there.

And he still thinks he can become Prime Minister.

The Reform Party of Canada (they call themselves Conservatives now) will never form a government in Canada with Joey Dipstick as their leader.

He has issues.

#CNDpoli
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
#BoycottUSA has been met with so much American propaganda, case in point Lay's potato chips, owned by PepsiCo.

thecanadalist.ca is an excellent resource that sorts through the American BS, and shows which products are really Canadian.

Shocker, Lay's didn't even make the list.

#SupportCanada
♥️🇨🇦♥️
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Americans and Loblaws were hoping that #BoycottUSA was simply a fad, are going to be solely disappointed. We are just getting going.

Tuna can be very Canadian, or not. Here is something to help build Canada and it's workers.

Resource: thecanadalist.ca

#SupportEU
#BuildCanada
#SupportAllies

♥️🇨🇦♥️
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Which of these brands is Canadian?
A: Campbell's
B: Habitant

The answer is none, they are all American owned. If you're buying these soup products you're sending money to the USA.

Want real Canadian soup?

Buy Primo brand soup, 89%* more delicious.

#BoycottUSA
#SupportAllies
#SupportLocal

* 😉
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
That must be the world's must cooperative cat. I like where this is going.

I'm all in on a harmonized logo, anything we can do at this end will be done.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Whiney Pete has the political instincts of a groundhog making it's home at a horse racing track.
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM