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Okay but why are sodas SO carbonated? I can *hear* the ginger ale in the cup a foot away from me. Anytime I drink pop I feel like I have to let it sit out for at least an hour before it’s actually enjoyable; right out of the can/bottle is so carbonated it’s overwhelming🥴
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Okay but why are sodas SO carbonated? I can *hear* the ginger ale in the cup a foot away from me. Anytime I drink pop I feel like I have to let it sit out for at least an hour before it’s actually enjoyable; right out of the can/bottle is so carbonated it’s overwhelming🥴
I’ve been seeing more people using alt text to just add a hidden caption rather than actually describing/explaining the media…. Oh
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I’ve been seeing more people using alt text to just add a hidden caption rather than actually describing/explaining the media…. Oh
*silo s2 spoilers*
I know it’s realistic, but it’s also so infuriating watching mob mentality😭😭😭 all of the available evidence shows it is not safe to go out & Juliette only survived bc of the better tape. Mechanical leading the siege to get out is so insane when they should know the logic😩
I know it’s realistic, but it’s also so infuriating watching mob mentality😭😭😭 all of the available evidence shows it is not safe to go out & Juliette only survived bc of the better tape. Mechanical leading the siege to get out is so insane when they should know the logic😩
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
*silo s2 spoilers*
I know it’s realistic, but it’s also so infuriating watching mob mentality😭😭😭 all of the available evidence shows it is not safe to go out & Juliette only survived bc of the better tape. Mechanical leading the siege to get out is so insane when they should know the logic😩
I know it’s realistic, but it’s also so infuriating watching mob mentality😭😭😭 all of the available evidence shows it is not safe to go out & Juliette only survived bc of the better tape. Mechanical leading the siege to get out is so insane when they should know the logic😩
It truly baffles me how many creators (nsfw & sfw alike) film themselves while driving. Using your phone while driving for any reason is so unnecessary, but to film yourself? To post online? I cannot fathom how one rationalizes that.
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
It truly baffles me how many creators (nsfw & sfw alike) film themselves while driving. Using your phone while driving for any reason is so unnecessary, but to film yourself? To post online? I cannot fathom how one rationalizes that.
The Collector (2009), still one of my favourites but haven’t watched it in years 😅
Name a film you've seen six times.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The Collector (2009), still one of my favourites but haven’t watched it in years 😅
I actually do think if you support AI porn you are a bad person. Those “models” are based on stolen images of real people who have not consented to their faces/bodies being used for that. You are supporting MEN who steal from sex workers & profit off of them without consent when you support AI porn.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I actually do think if you support AI porn you are a bad person. Those “models” are based on stolen images of real people who have not consented to their faces/bodies being used for that. You are supporting MEN who steal from sex workers & profit off of them without consent when you support AI porn.
I have yet to understand why streaming services do not have scene selection 😭😭😭 I feel like the main difference between vhs & dvd that I noticed was scene selection & not having to rewind (did anyone else grow up w/ a separate rewind machine that was faster than the vhs player?)
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have yet to understand why streaming services do not have scene selection 😭😭😭 I feel like the main difference between vhs & dvd that I noticed was scene selection & not having to rewind (did anyone else grow up w/ a separate rewind machine that was faster than the vhs player?)
I think when you’re born you should be given an un-losable, indestructible, and compact way of (privately) tracking all of the books you’ve read, & the movies & tv shows you’ve watched. Maybe I just yearn for a good memory 🫠
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I think when you’re born you should be given an un-losable, indestructible, and compact way of (privately) tracking all of the books you’ve read, & the movies & tv shows you’ve watched. Maybe I just yearn for a good memory 🫠
I’ve had the same rain jacket since at least 2017 (possibly 2016 or 15😅); it’s ripped in three places & doesn’t even zip up anymore😂 I definitely need to replace it but I don’t even know where to start looking for one😭
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’ve had the same rain jacket since at least 2017 (possibly 2016 or 15😅); it’s ripped in three places & doesn’t even zip up anymore😂 I definitely need to replace it but I don’t even know where to start looking for one😭
I did immediately recognize Gwen from Torchwood in Hijack just from her voice and I will never dispute the fact that Torchwood is the best show ever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I did immediately recognize Gwen from Torchwood in Hijack just from her voice and I will never dispute the fact that Torchwood is the best show ever.
I hate tv bc why are all of the inciting incidents so avoidable with proper communication and community.
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I hate tv bc why are all of the inciting incidents so avoidable with proper communication and community.
I’m reorganizing and deep cleaning my entire apartment and it is so overwhelming but soooooo fucking necessary and I cannot WAIT to have a pristine space again 😫
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m reorganizing and deep cleaning my entire apartment and it is so overwhelming but soooooo fucking necessary and I cannot WAIT to have a pristine space again 😫
I discovered the UCLA Health YouTube channel and have been watching all of their gender health presentations and they’re honestly so interesting and informative
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I discovered the UCLA Health YouTube channel and have been watching all of their gender health presentations and they’re honestly so interesting and informative
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Total: $67CAD 😭
Total: $67CAD 😭
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My winged eyeliner is expensive 😅 if you want to contribute I’d be so happy 🥰 throne.com/melthewhale to tip 🖤 I didn’t get my favourite mascara bc I have been going through this waterproof one way faster and needed to budget🥲
Total: $67CAD 😭
Total: $67CAD 😭
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November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Genuinely who can I email about implementing scene selection on streaming services? I do not understand why this isn’t a thing 😭😭
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Genuinely who can I email about implementing scene selection on streaming services? I do not understand why this isn’t a thing 😭😭
Hmm… I think I forgot part of my outfit 🤔
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hmm… I think I forgot part of my outfit 🤔
It has been a loooong week! But I am so happy! I got my adhd meds renewed finally🥳 I’m going to be ramping back up with making content and answering messages🥰 Super excited for the rest of the year to be full of posting and chatting with you guys again!🥹🖤
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October 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It has been a loooong week! But I am so happy! I got my adhd meds renewed finally🥳 I’m going to be ramping back up with making content and answering messages🥰 Super excited for the rest of the year to be full of posting and chatting with you guys again!🥹🖤
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I need a show or movie to watch while I knit 🧶 🧐.
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I need a show or movie to watch while I knit 🧶 🧐.
Got caught in the rain 🙈🌧️
October 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Got caught in the rain 🙈🌧️
ADHD is crazy because what do you mean I’ve spent the last three hours trying to watch twenty minutes of one show. I’ve rewound it so many times I feel like I’m in a bad rendition of Groundhog Day 😭😭😭😭
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
ADHD is crazy because what do you mean I’ve spent the last three hours trying to watch twenty minutes of one show. I’ve rewound it so many times I feel like I’m in a bad rendition of Groundhog Day 😭😭😭😭
$234 for a six month supply of contacts (as long as none of them rip) is so infuriating but also at least I can easily order my disability aid online without jumping through many hoops. Yes, if you need glasses/contacts then you are disabled. Every disability aid should be as accessible as glasses.
October 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
$234 for a six month supply of contacts (as long as none of them rip) is so infuriating but also at least I can easily order my disability aid online without jumping through many hoops. Yes, if you need glasses/contacts then you are disabled. Every disability aid should be as accessible as glasses.
Happy first day of Halloween! Frickin bats 🦇
October 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Happy first day of Halloween! Frickin bats 🦇