Have a game, #DavidMontgomery. #GoLions

Made the decision this morning to finally give FB the axe. The ever-growing, completely out of control boomerfication of it became entirely too much. I followed suit with deleting all other “personal” social media as well. This will be my venting spot from now on. It’s a small one, but it is mine. ✌🏻

I googled “stylish readers” because I’m officially an old fuck now and these showed up. Can you imagine actually wearing these? Are you officially labeled as a douchebag by the government if you purchase these?

I got high as hell at the #Airbnb my property management company set me up with while they fix the collapsed pipe outside of my 1st floor apartment and ordered a bunch of “healthy” snacks on @gopuff.bsky.social. I then typed that ridiculous run-on sentence! That #LiquidDeath cola is NOICE. 👌🏻

First timer here. 👋🏻 @gopuff.bsky.social

The Yada Yada from Hoageez in Hummelstown, PA is an absolutely dynamite sandwich.

Them: “Do you have mice in your house? Do this!”

Me: “Du…dump…BLEACH..on them???”

Preparing for a Friday night…

I’m gonna make this account a little more personal, so here’s a photo of an al pastor pie I got tonight from the pizza shop in my neighborhood. #gatdang #alpastorpizza #pizza #foodporn #harrisburg #midtownhbg #centralpa

So Knead has small pizzas now? #gamechanger

Serious moment: I genuinely often wish I had become a father.

…but I am also thankful that I don’t have to sit through shitty #Marvel movies with them. 🤷🏻‍♂️

“Kid A” is absolutely the best @radiohead.bsky.social record because I said so. 😬

Please suggest cool, very loosely punk-related @bsky.app accounts for me to follow please. I’m liking it over here more & more!

Hiding purposefully “sexy” reels & posts disguised as something that’s not supposed to be “porn” on both Meta platforms from my feed has somehow become a hobby. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #meta #facebook #instagram #fuckzuck

The worst haircut in rock music has to belong to Jack White, right? He absolutely LOVES that in between stage of short & long hair and parted in the middle. I had that shit in 1996 when I was in the 10th grade. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ve been pretty stoned before…but THIS stoned? Probably not. 😆

#paulmccartney #thebeatles