A little ritual. I believe by the end of it my cat has self-proclaimed herself as my familiar.

Because swingers need representation in public places too.

Cat of the day: Nugget No, he doesn't have a drug problem. That's paint shavings from when he scratched the doorframe. I need to get a paint match and... for some reason, he wanted the baggie off the counter. He enjoyed wearing his crown for as long as he did– im sure.
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I think I'm sure
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Maybe

Can't go to work. Cat is using my hand to snuggle