Petty Betty
melotraumatic.bsky.social
Petty Betty
@melotraumatic.bsky.social
Don't talk to me about work.
The best thing I've done for my depression/procrastination has been investing in machines that do my chores for me.

Also same-level laundry machines.

Also living with a cat.
June 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My cat died and I'm sad and grumpy and yesterday I had a Karen ass freak out over something so stupid my neighbors are probably texting their friends about me and I'm so tired.

Wah.
June 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Sometimes when I'm baked I think about this candy bar. RIP 2003-2012.
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Today I bought a Kindle and learned that there is a cult.
March 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I would like the Head of HR to stop showing up in my Tiktok feed trying to be a fashion influencer please.
March 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I don't know if I don't know who half the popular actors are in the world right now because I'm old or because I don't really watch Marvel movies.
February 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm sick on the couch, YouTube holing.

Some points:

- Elisa Lam was experiencing a psychotic break. Stop it.

- Maura Murray was a young woman going through it, crashed, got lost trying to find help, ended up in the woods and died.

(Cont.)
February 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Go see Love Hurts.
February 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Dylan Efron is the smartest person in every room. #TheTraitorsUS
January 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
McNuggets heat up really well in the air fryer. You're welcome.
January 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Rewatching #TheLastOfUs with a first timer who has never played the game(s).

Please send me your thoughts and prayers as we enter the Henry and Sam episode. 🙏
January 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Dating in Buffalo when you could not give a fuck less about football or Josh Allen is exhausting.
December 29, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Starting #Uncharted 4 again and I forgot how awful Sam is for 95% of the game.
December 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Also Ariana Grande is the worst. Worse than Jon Mulaney worst.
December 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Playing the #Uncharted series again and realizing I'd probably sleep with Nathan Drake.
December 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Watching episode 3 of #TheLastOfUs again. Don't talk to me for awhile.
December 8, 2024 at 10:57 AM
John Mulaney is the worst.
November 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM