MF
@melonstuff.bsky.social
I am a New York sports fan. I love the Yankees, Knicks, Rangers, Giants, zombie movies, and peanut butter cups. I do not like soccer. Sometimes I tell jokes.
I’d pick Charlotte’s Web.
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I’d pick Charlotte’s Web.
I took a finance class and asked the professor to explain the ending of Trading Places and he couldn’t. Epic fail.
December 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I took a finance class and asked the professor to explain the ending of Trading Places and he couldn’t. Epic fail.
Worse than the Giants?
December 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Worse than the Giants?
Were the passengers dressed up? That’s the most important thing…
December 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Were the passengers dressed up? That’s the most important thing…
lol, my kitties do the same thing. One supervises me and then when I’m done the other one kicks up all the litter I just cleaned.
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
lol, my kitties do the same thing. One supervises me and then when I’m done the other one kicks up all the litter I just cleaned.
Antarctic Blue! The sports wagon!
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Antarctic Blue! The sports wagon!
Don’t eat the truckster
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Don’t eat the truckster
Ucchh I can smell that picture 🤢 💩
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ucchh I can smell that picture 🤢 💩
….while wearing the “nipple” Batman suit…
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
….while wearing the “nipple” Batman suit…
Thank you! They’re brother and sister.
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Thank you! They’re brother and sister.
Tuxies are the absolute best. Here are my babies:
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Tuxies are the absolute best. Here are my babies: