I just had someone message me on FB marketplace about an item listed as "$150 or best offer" and he asked "what's the best you'll take for it?" ... That's not how this works??? You have to MAKE AN OFFER

Just accidentally set off the fire alarms in my apt bc I had the flute on my fireplace turned the wrong way. Good to know they work at least🥴

So many people I know are graduating with a bachelor's or masters degree and I'm just over here like, cool... Going into my 8th year of college😭

Talking to my roommate on the phone and for a second she sounded like my ex best-friend who I haven't talked to in years... That threw me for a fucking loop

Gonna take a stab at using BlueSky since Twitter has turned to shit.