Melody Bonnette
melojacket.bsky.social
Melody Bonnette
@melojacket.bsky.social
Mom. Sometimes Voice Actor. Software-Adjacent Human. Nerd. Hockey Fan. Yellow Jacket. Cumberperson.
I cannot tell you the last time a package, especially a USPS one, arrived even *remotely* close to estimates.
March 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It is downright comical how many packages get lost on their way to my house. I’m already on my 4th for the year.

I live in a subdivision in the burbs - it’s not like I’m hard to find.
March 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I approach life with a certain “Jungle Cruise skipper” energy that often goes unappreciated by others.
February 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Desperately want to sit in on the meetings where they decide on the brand names for prescription medications.
January 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Asked to pick a super-power, pick often pick flight, super-strength, teleportation, etc.

I just want the ability to always know what the weird noise I just heard was.
January 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ah, a new place for my dumbass shower thoughts
December 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM