Any decent person should be able to handle a taste of their own medicine
October 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Any decent person should be able to handle a taste of their own medicine
I just laughed at a Tums commercial, they’ve still got it
September 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I just laughed at a Tums commercial, they’ve still got it
Blood moon on my bday is crazy
September 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Blood moon on my bday is crazy
The ants were right
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The ants were right
The ants better be right
August 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The ants better be right
Forgot to bring my headphones to the gym fml
August 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Forgot to bring my headphones to the gym fml
I lied, my funny is up not my money
July 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I lied, my funny is up not my money
Who up besides my money
July 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Who up besides my money
Back on my bs (looking for a husband @ the gym)
June 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Back on my bs (looking for a husband @ the gym)
I hate when birds fly in front of vehicles as if to test their limits and just barely avoid getting hit like mf this is not a game if you die I also die a little
May 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I hate when birds fly in front of vehicles as if to test their limits and just barely avoid getting hit like mf this is not a game if you die I also die a little
Ryan would not pass the bird test
April 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Ryan would not pass the bird test
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I eat pie on company time
March 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I eat pie on company time
My doctor fr said I don’t fw that homeopathic bs I’m gonna give you real medicine…
March 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My doctor fr said I don’t fw that homeopathic bs I’m gonna give you real medicine…
White people don’t cover their mouths when they cough wtf
March 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
White people don’t cover their mouths when they cough wtf
I may eat goblin food at work but don’t be fooled, @ home I’m avoiding seed oils, eating fruit like a Greek god, and adding arugula and avocado to everything
February 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I may eat goblin food at work but don’t be fooled, @ home I’m avoiding seed oils, eating fruit like a Greek god, and adding arugula and avocado to everything
If you don’t take your foot off the break when the light turns green bc you’re on your phone I will try to blow you up with my mind
February 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If you don’t take your foot off the break when the light turns green bc you’re on your phone I will try to blow you up with my mind
Good morning, fellow perverts
February 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Good morning, fellow perverts
Love is in the air so I’m flirting with potential suitors in the dms again
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Love is in the air so I’m flirting with potential suitors in the dms again
Reposted by Michelle
DOD (Dad of the Day) goes to the nice man who made me feel good and proud of myself for taking the initiative to remove/install my own windshield wipers :-)
February 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
DOD (Dad of the Day) goes to the nice man who made me feel good and proud of myself for taking the initiative to remove/install my own windshield wipers :-)
We’re so back (my unibrow and mustache have been removed)
January 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We’re so back (my unibrow and mustache have been removed)
My legs are going to be jelly tomorrow, I fear
January 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My legs are going to be jelly tomorrow, I fear