WELP, at least we have such cheap eggs. /s

Previously stating, when asked, that you would not be doing something is not the same as pinkie promising for now and forever, whatever the situation turns out to be, in every foreseeable circumstance, that you would not do it.

We all walk around every day with other humans, never knowing for sure what’s in their pants.🤷🏻‍♀️ If this makes you uncomfortable, that’s a you problem.

i adore this city.

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By our official count, Matt Gaetz lasted roughly .73 Scaramuccis as nominee for Attorney General

Me: Gets a huge tofu and black bean vegan burrito from the co-op for lunch.
Also me: Smothers that shit in real sour cream.
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