Let's put the escalator on a coin! Really a voice of the people.

I'm actually enjoying the fact that THIS is what replaced the Charlie Kirk hysteria. "Charlie is a martyr, and we'll never forget his sacrifice." [a fucking escalator stops briefly] "HOLY SHIT, THIS IS THE BIGGEST STORY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD."

I write for a blog called Superstitious Times! I have a column on there called the paranormal examiner where I analyze the history behind haunted locations, and I am about to interview the distributor for Haunted magazine because he owns a haunted house in NY!

Well, that's because it's not a revolving door. It's an escalator that some unforeseen enemy stopped so we would fall on our faces!

Impossible!

They never season anything! It makes me so mad lol

That just sounds like a villain name

To be fair, when I lived in VA and drove through Maryland, I got two tickets... one for going two mph over the speed limit and one for going four mph over the speed limit lol...