Melodía
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He always manages to make things even worse than the previous day.
January 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
He always manages to make things even worse than the previous day.
Yikes! Are you really sure you should post that?
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Yikes! Are you really sure you should post that?
How much more plastic surgery is she gonna get? Good lord! 🤢🤮
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
How much more plastic surgery is she gonna get? Good lord! 🤢🤮
His only true accomplishment is being Putin's bitch.
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
His only true accomplishment is being Putin's bitch.
Wow, this is what passes for news at the NY Times these days? 🙄
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Wow, this is what passes for news at the NY Times these days? 🙄
Definitely Fetterman. I'm not sure why he hasn't just switched parties yet.
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Definitely Fetterman. I'm not sure why he hasn't just switched parties yet.
Keep up, Scalise. It's YOUR guy, the Demented Oompa Loompa, who's "jacked up" and "doubled" prices.
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Keep up, Scalise. It's YOUR guy, the Demented Oompa Loompa, who's "jacked up" and "doubled" prices.
Oh my! 😳
a cartoon drawing of a robot with a top hat and gloves
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a robot with a top hat and gloves
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Oh my! 😳
Seriously, will he just stick with fucking couches?
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Seriously, will he just stick with fucking couches?
"YouTube journalist." That should tell everyone that he's not a serious person.
January 2, 2026 at 12:50 PM
"YouTube journalist." That should tell everyone that he's not a serious person.
I miss you two so much! ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I miss you two so much! ❤️
THIS was an actual post from the DOJ? Good lord! 🤦♀️
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
THIS was an actual post from the DOJ? Good lord! 🤦♀️
That picture should be on a Christmas card! It's so beautiful! ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
That picture should be on a Christmas card! It's so beautiful! ❤️
Well, see, he "promised." Which means he lied. There. Now you know.
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Well, see, he "promised." Which means he lied. There. Now you know.
"Redactions." We all know what that means! Obviously trying to erase Drumpf from them.
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Redactions." We all know what that means! Obviously trying to erase Drumpf from them.
Just wonderful, another violation of the law. 😡
December 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just wonderful, another violation of the law. 😡
The Keebler Elf knows his time as "Speaker" is winding down, so he's doing all he can to stay in "power."
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Keebler Elf knows his time as "Speaker" is winding down, so he's doing all he can to stay in "power."