She/Her, Fae/Faer, Fe/Fen, Plural System of 8.
I was in an abandoned house but it wasn't like, decrepit yet or anything, and I was rummaging through cabinets and finding things like tons of used makeup and cans of hairspray, and I came upon a massive Ziploc bag full of like 4-5lbs of progesterone. Why can't I find this irl smh...
I was in an abandoned house but it wasn't like, decrepit yet or anything, and I was rummaging through cabinets and finding things like tons of used makeup and cans of hairspray, and I came upon a massive Ziploc bag full of like 4-5lbs of progesterone. Why can't I find this irl smh...
The Moon and Mars collided into one another, forming Moomar. There was a dance to celebrate and worship Moomar. I've no fucking idea anymore LOL
The Moon and Mars collided into one another, forming Moomar. There was a dance to celebrate and worship Moomar. I've no fucking idea anymore LOL
I had to rehabilitate a Skittle from a life of crime. No not some anthropomorphic sentient living breathing Skittle-person, a literal Skittle. It robbed a bank and murdered 3. It was a red one anyway, the worst one, so not sure why I helped it honestly.
I had to rehabilitate a Skittle from a life of crime. No not some anthropomorphic sentient living breathing Skittle-person, a literal Skittle. It robbed a bank and murdered 3. It was a red one anyway, the worst one, so not sure why I helped it honestly.
I was back in HS again (ew), in the cafeteria for lunch and I was just forced to watch someone with a full tray of food squirt copious amounts of mustard onto their main entree and watch in horror as it seeped onto the rest of the tray, covering things that should never be mustardized.
I was back in HS again (ew), in the cafeteria for lunch and I was just forced to watch someone with a full tray of food squirt copious amounts of mustard onto their main entree and watch in horror as it seeped onto the rest of the tray, covering things that should never be mustardized.
There was a mother and her kid stargazing and teaching constellations, the kid asks "Mom, what's that one up there?" The mom just says "Labia majora"... The kid says "Wowww". The constellation was a circle. I can not explain anything about this.
There was a mother and her kid stargazing and teaching constellations, the kid asks "Mom, what's that one up there?" The mom just says "Labia majora"... The kid says "Wowww". The constellation was a circle. I can not explain anything about this.
I was driving down a road I'm actually familiar with when all of a sudden the cars windshield turned into a TV screen and I started playing something on what looked to be PS2 graphics akin to an "Old Man Simulator". For some reason I was on the customize character screen for ages.
I was driving down a road I'm actually familiar with when all of a sudden the cars windshield turned into a TV screen and I started playing something on what looked to be PS2 graphics akin to an "Old Man Simulator". For some reason I was on the customize character screen for ages.
I was a librarian? i guess, there was a travelling insurance salesman who approached me and tried selling me some kind of policy and I kept declining and after a while he eventually gave up, the dream then went on to his POV where at night he became a werewolf and said something (1/2)
I was a librarian? i guess, there was a travelling insurance salesman who approached me and tried selling me some kind of policy and I kept declining and after a while he eventually gave up, the dream then went on to his POV where at night he became a werewolf and said something (1/2)
I don't remember much but I vividly remember one instance where I was walking through my apartment and tried opening a door and the doorknob turned to slime and dripped on the floor as soon as I touched it.
I don't remember much but I vividly remember one instance where I was walking through my apartment and tried opening a door and the doorknob turned to slime and dripped on the floor as soon as I touched it.
I bought a Kmart blood pressure checker from a somehow still open Kmart, proceed to push it forever to this building where other people had these machines and then it became an arcade where the person who could keep their arm in the sleeve longest got the most points. Arms fell off...
I bought a Kmart blood pressure checker from a somehow still open Kmart, proceed to push it forever to this building where other people had these machines and then it became an arcade where the person who could keep their arm in the sleeve longest got the most points. Arms fell off...
An ad for degree antiperspirant that marketed it as "A way to restore your body to a more primitive state" in a reality in which evolution was rapidly increasing and causing drastic, unwelcome changes like face fingers and eye breathing. There was a bloodbath to get to get degree. Idek
An ad for degree antiperspirant that marketed it as "A way to restore your body to a more primitive state" in a reality in which evolution was rapidly increasing and causing drastic, unwelcome changes like face fingers and eye breathing. There was a bloodbath to get to get degree. Idek
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IN HARMONY 🌈 ✨