But do the same in a non-pornographic work and every dipshit whose last IRL blowjob was eight years ago wants to jump in with the "I know what you are" or "the writer's barely-disguised fetish" because all they understand as being funny is "when someone jacks off to something wrong"

Like at least in porn if you include a shot of a foot or if the characters are furries or if someone gets inflated or petrified or mind-controlled, it might be a thing to jack off about, or it might not, but either way it's not worth comment because this is a jack-off-about-it work

??????!!!!?!?!?!

you dont have to explain It is already in your aura (positive)

me: He has a wife

boss: HE HAS A WIFE??

boss: what is he supposed to be

me: an alien

boss: HUH???????

me: There’s an entire movie about it

im so glad ive learned the old woman psychic protection spell!!!!!!!!!!!

Siri, play Bouldering by Coaches

maybe they’ll see my skeet

i was also gifted these firecrackers to throw inside of my ceiling