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Mel 🍉
@melly253.bsky.social
She/her/teetotaler. No one is free until we are all free. Eat the rich. Abortions for all. Trans rights are human rights. If you think you know me, no you don’t.
I just threw up in my mouth
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The files are scrubbed. Guaranteed
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I would not have recognized her.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Is that Amanda Bynes in the beginning?
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I literally said this today!
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Agreed!
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Five bucks that someone else had their data compromised. I’d say just black out the address and drop it in a mailbox with « return to sender, wrong address »
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No problem! It’s my back up plan to Cole Harbour tomorrow in case the bridge is fucked.
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You could go the long long way and take the new highway?
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I very intentionally said to my partner here are all the places we aren’t going Saturday (including the big mall) and here’s where we aren’t going Sunday 🤣

Though tomorrow is the Bedford parade exactly when I have to get my kids in Cole Harbour, and we live in Bedford. So that’s fun.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ooof no thanks.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We went out this morning for groceries and it’s already nuts everywhere. And we didn’t even leave Bedford! The lane drop in both directions at Hammonds Plains/Bedford Highway did NOT help.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I don’t have recommendations but my DMs are open. Commiseration is therapy.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Oh also concerts at Lighthouse and the Casino!
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Omg did you read the article???? Premium users can also text with Satan. The way I laughed 😂😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What could possibly go wrong
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Probably
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM