Chris M from Tacoma
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Chris M from Tacoma
@mellroch.bsky.social
“NEGATIVE. I am a meat popsicle” - Korben Dallas
Please wash the salt away from all the roads before my arrival.
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March 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
February 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
February 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
That license plate is TOTALLY TUBULAR!!
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February 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Jimmy and I are working on the route tonight.😎
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Lame. I bet it doesn’t even have cornering ABS or electronic damping.
February 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I think Apple is listening. 😛
They just released app called Apple Events that replicates everything Facebook did. You may see an invite from me soon from that app.
February 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Will BARF and SBR take me back, Wheels?! 😛
February 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
And remember.. I'm ALWAYS looking for reasons to ride my bike down to California. HINT HINT.
January 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM