Mel
@melloy52.bsky.social
He/Him 🏳️⚧️, Parent, Weirdo, Way behind on movies and TV, so I might not get references.
I have recently noticed that this is my common resting posture when leaning against the counter.
What the fuck is this? Is this some stereotyped posture like bisexual sitting?
What the fuck is this? Is this some stereotyped posture like bisexual sitting?
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have recently noticed that this is my common resting posture when leaning against the counter.
What the fuck is this? Is this some stereotyped posture like bisexual sitting?
What the fuck is this? Is this some stereotyped posture like bisexual sitting?
Fuck love languages, what's your potato type?
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Fuck love languages, what's your potato type?
LMAO, by what fucking metric?
October 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
LMAO, by what fucking metric?
Can we please make scoop hooks on supplement powder canisters an industry standard?
October 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can we please make scoop hooks on supplement powder canisters an industry standard?
Trying out Focus Friend in an attempt to decrease my mindless doomscrolling. Surprised by how excited I was to finally get my bean, Nattōlie, her own desk today.
Unfortunately, the state of the country (not to mention the rest of the world) is still giving me anxiety.
Unfortunately, the state of the country (not to mention the rest of the world) is still giving me anxiety.
September 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Trying out Focus Friend in an attempt to decrease my mindless doomscrolling. Surprised by how excited I was to finally get my bean, Nattōlie, her own desk today.
Unfortunately, the state of the country (not to mention the rest of the world) is still giving me anxiety.
Unfortunately, the state of the country (not to mention the rest of the world) is still giving me anxiety.
Theoretically possible.
September 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Theoretically possible.
There's a short list of things that I miss about Texas, and Aldi came through to help with one of them.
They're not as good as the best I've had, but Aldi has provided some acceptable Tex-Czech that could at least rival the average donut shop.
They're not as good as the best I've had, but Aldi has provided some acceptable Tex-Czech that could at least rival the average donut shop.
August 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There's a short list of things that I miss about Texas, and Aldi came through to help with one of them.
They're not as good as the best I've had, but Aldi has provided some acceptable Tex-Czech that could at least rival the average donut shop.
They're not as good as the best I've had, but Aldi has provided some acceptable Tex-Czech that could at least rival the average donut shop.
Cookieception: Made my own mini grahams so that I could then use them to make s'mores cookies (with chocolate chips and dehydrated mini marshmallows)
July 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Cookieception: Made my own mini grahams so that I could then use them to make s'mores cookies (with chocolate chips and dehydrated mini marshmallows)
1. I hope you do continue to find your corporeal self comfortable to exist in, and are successful in adjusting it where needed.
2. Scrolling on mobile, and I legitimately thought your pin was The Cheat at first glance.
2. Scrolling on mobile, and I legitimately thought your pin was The Cheat at first glance.
June 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
1. I hope you do continue to find your corporeal self comfortable to exist in, and are successful in adjusting it where needed.
2. Scrolling on mobile, and I legitimately thought your pin was The Cheat at first glance.
2. Scrolling on mobile, and I legitimately thought your pin was The Cheat at first glance.
Keep collecting them and maybe eventually you can achieve the rank of "Xbox Controller".
June 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Keep collecting them and maybe eventually you can achieve the rank of "Xbox Controller".
So would this be the state-mandated male haircut, then?
March 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So would this be the state-mandated male haircut, then?
If you squint REALLY hard it kind of looks like he's strangling this one.
Dude is just too likable.
Dude is just too likable.
January 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If you squint REALLY hard it kind of looks like he's strangling this one.
Dude is just too likable.
Dude is just too likable.
Grandma brought over a nice vintage tablecloth for our family gathering today.
December 26, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Grandma brought over a nice vintage tablecloth for our family gathering today.
My parents won't stop deadnaming me in day-to-day life, but at least they have the decency not to do so on gifts. Small wins I guess.
December 25, 2024 at 6:52 PM
My parents won't stop deadnaming me in day-to-day life, but at least they have the decency not to do so on gifts. Small wins I guess.
One of my irises is confused about what time of year it is.
December 24, 2024 at 6:48 PM
One of my irises is confused about what time of year it is.
I need to stop. This is in addition to the ~10 lbs of fudge I've made. Apparently what I'm gifting people this year is diabetes.
December 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I need to stop. This is in addition to the ~10 lbs of fudge I've made. Apparently what I'm gifting people this year is diabetes.
Important research coming out of my kid's kindergarten class.
December 12, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Important research coming out of my kid's kindergarten class.
Draw me like one of your French pastries.
December 8, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Draw me like one of your French pastries.
My cookie says I'm going to be a cardiac surgeon.
November 29, 2024 at 12:36 AM
My cookie says I'm going to be a cardiac surgeon.
Fred fell victim to the "random stuff" aisle at Aldi.
November 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Fred fell victim to the "random stuff" aisle at Aldi.
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek:
(These post chains are actually fun again)
(These post chains are actually fun again)
November 25, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek:
(These post chains are actually fun again)
(These post chains are actually fun again)
November 24, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Post you from a different era
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Post you from a different era
Just a reminder that if you have music that you absolutely love, acquire a copy that's not dependent on streaming platforms. And don't wait until it disappears from Spotify and then find out the hard way it's apparently out of print. Next step: finding a CD drive.
November 19, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Just a reminder that if you have music that you absolutely love, acquire a copy that's not dependent on streaming platforms. And don't wait until it disappears from Spotify and then find out the hard way it's apparently out of print. Next step: finding a CD drive.