"Dr" Mellow
@mellowedoutsheep.bsky.social
"I should warn you, seeing me renders all corporate or private insurance null." | Back alley street doctor | OC/MVRP | MDNI | Gay |
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"Dr" Mellow
@mellowedoutsheep.bsky.social
· Feb 17
"Formally speaking I'm not actually a doctor."
ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT | OC
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"I... your right, I totally didn't forget it was halloween."
"… Yeah! I'm a dog.
It's my halloween costume. You wouldn't expect a cat to be a dog, right?"
It's my halloween costume. You wouldn't expect a cat to be a dog, right?"
"He's gone barking mad."
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"I... your right, I totally didn't forget it was halloween."
"He's gone barking mad."
He has dog ears on.
"Hehe. Guess what I am, guys.
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK"
"Hehe. Guess what I am, guys.
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK"
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"He's gone barking mad."
"It's a serious condition!"
"Against... Wormification?"
"I've got a vaccine against that."
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"It's a serious condition!"
"I'd make it my nurse, but I'll be honest, none of you would get treated."
Another pat.
"You doing good Sammi, keep up the good work."
Another pat.
"You doing good Sammi, keep up the good work."
Smiling proudly
They say if you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
And they love working thick loads out of nasty men-
They say if you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
And they love working thick loads out of nasty men-
Pat's @kitty-cxnt.bsky.social on the head
"This bad kitten can take so much dick it's a medical wonder."
"This bad kitten can take so much dick it's a medical wonder."
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"I'd make it my nurse, but I'll be honest, none of you would get treated."
Another pat.
"You doing good Sammi, keep up the good work."
Another pat.
"You doing good Sammi, keep up the good work."
Pat's @kitty-cxnt.bsky.social on the head
"This bad kitten can take so much dick it's a medical wonder."
"This bad kitten can take so much dick it's a medical wonder."
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Pat's @kitty-cxnt.bsky.social on the head
"This bad kitten can take so much dick it's a medical wonder."
"This bad kitten can take so much dick it's a medical wonder."
"I'd make some of you a nurse but I'd never get any work done."
October 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
"I'd make some of you a nurse but I'd never get any work done."
"I've got a vaccine against that."
"Would you love me if I was a worm?"
October 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"I've got a vaccine against that."
"I still do home visits for 'private' check ups."
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"I still do home visits for 'private' check ups."
"Always looking for a slutty nurse...
For halloween, yeah."
For halloween, yeah."
October 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Always looking for a slutty nurse...
For halloween, yeah."
For halloween, yeah."
"Don't overdose on anti-depressants, just let your handy doctor give you a hand job."
October 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"Don't overdose on anti-depressants, just let your handy doctor give you a hand job."
Bored and juggling dildos.
September 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bored and juggling dildos.
"What in the god damn?"
September 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"What in the god damn?"
Reposted by "Dr" Mellow
May 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
August 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"All this talk about food is making me hungry,"
So he'll light up a cigarette.
So he'll light up a cigarette.
August 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"All this talk about food is making me hungry,"
So he'll light up a cigarette.
So he'll light up a cigarette.
"Well, given we don't have a patient in, nowhere really."
August 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Well, given we don't have a patient in, nowhere really."
"So when am I getting that dinner date."
August 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"So when am I getting that dinner date."
"You'll learn on the job, that's what I did."
August 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"You'll learn on the job, that's what I did."
"That'll save us some time, brilliant. You're hired."
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"That'll save us some time, brilliant. You're hired."
"Oh wonderful, I hope you're fine with getting your hands dirty,"
He'd pause,
"Are you medically trained?"
He'd pause,
"Are you medically trained?"
August 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Oh wonderful, I hope you're fine with getting your hands dirty,"
He'd pause,
"Are you medically trained?"
He'd pause,
"Are you medically trained?"
He'll give a fingergun and his typical mellowed out smile,
"I'm Mellow, you're new favourite doctor. You're here about the nurse thing yes?"
"I'm Mellow, you're new favourite doctor. You're here about the nurse thing yes?"
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
He'll give a fingergun and his typical mellowed out smile,
"I'm Mellow, you're new favourite doctor. You're here about the nurse thing yes?"
"I'm Mellow, you're new favourite doctor. You're here about the nurse thing yes?"
"Oh you should have said something, I'd have... come out."
and out steps the sheepman.
"You're...?"
and out steps the sheepman.
"You're...?"
August 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Oh you should have said something, I'd have... come out."
and out steps the sheepman.
"You're...?"
and out steps the sheepman.
"You're...?"