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Mellonius One
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High time to rewatch this one I think.
September 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
me: "I think I'll play a record"

my cat:
August 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
close enough, welcome back The Oracle of Delphi
May 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I knew this album cover felt familiar...
May 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
April 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Still wondering how/why this fake Canadian Mountie video game shown for two seconds in an episode of New Girl came to be.
April 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
That's the most Canadian shirt I've seen 😆
March 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Is using all-caps one of them?
March 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So good.
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Who needs q-tips when you can just get a set of ear vacuums?
December 3, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I love poetry.
December 1, 2024 at 12:01 AM
"if only there was a meat that could also cure my insomnia"

the humble turkey:
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
"You miss 100% of the treats you don't beg for." – Croissant, probably
November 19, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Sure, I'll have another double espresso, why not.
November 14, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Omw to get a croissant
November 14, 2024 at 2:13 AM
*in shock, cradling the Garfield vinyl* look how they massacred my boy...
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 AM
the nefarious headcrab
November 7, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Wildest 'L' in the history of manuscripts?
October 13, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Maconomy has to be the worst software ever devised.
October 7, 2024 at 5:31 PM
when the thrift store has a bunch of ambient/experimental albums for $3 each😯
August 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
The working-on-a-holiday vibe.
August 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
My cat when I open a can of tuna in another city
July 31, 2024 at 1:00 AM
working after less than 4 hours of sleep
July 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Knowledge is power
June 24, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I could remove him from the turntable so that I can actually use it... but how? 🥲
June 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM