mell
mellinth.bsky.social
mell
@mellinth.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ mid 30s wretch - they/she
we were running a drill with rifles and after a while i decided to shoot it with a pistol instead. friends went "wait a minute i want to try it too" and they didn't touch another rifle for the rest of the day. i think they're hooked :3
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
turns out while heinously expensive, fjallraven actually makes really nice pants that actually fit!! i think this is the first time i've had a pair of pants that fit me in like a decade. is this how literally everyone else gets to feel all the time?
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
am i evil for smiling a bit while telling my friends "no" when they ask for a mulligan after getting a malfunction right at the start of a drill
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
yeah sex is cool i guess but has anyone ever complimented you over an almost invisible detail of your outfit that you agonized over for weeks to get just right thinking nobody else would ever notice let alone appreciate it but you did it anyway because it brought you a small measure of fulfillment?
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
i wish it wasn't such a bad idea to go alone out into the middle of the woods with no cell service and shoot. it's hard to convince people to make the trip as regularly as i want to lol
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
another cold and wet range day in the books
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i wish they sold women's cuts of clothes for tall people in stores. my choices for pants are either get an inseam that's 4 inches too short, or i give up and go with a men's cut and have to get a waist 2-4 inches too big in order to fit my ass and hips
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
toffee likes to watch the 3d printer
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
shit what do i get my niece for christmas? she's already spoiled by her parents
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
i need more gays to shoot with that want to do more than lazily punch holes in paper or plink at trash
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
i never really expected myself to be the kind of person to wear a watch but i actually get a lot of joy out of it. having a miniature mechanical marvel on my wrist is pretty neat. holding it up to my ear and listening to it tick away is very soothing.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
kitty
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this axe murderer gig is so easy
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
reheating leftover shepherds pie in celebration
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
*slamming fists on table* WET ROCK WET ROCK WET ROCK WET
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
pepsi + eggnog kinda slaps actually. call that pog
October 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
either i need to buy a lottery ticket or these wera screwdrivers are magic. i twisted the head off a phillips screw before it even started to cam out.
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
laying all the toys out to dry after a rainy range day kinda makes me look like a lunatic huh
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
maybe dropping a 35 year old lesbian out of the equivalent of a second story window a dozen times is a bad idea actually
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i have never really cared about sports but even i'm a little invested in the mariners right now
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
every time i spend 20 minutes whipping up something i need in cad and sending it off to the 3d printer i think of how magical being able to do this would have seemed 20 years ago
October 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
if the mariners lose tomorrow it's all our fault sorry guys
October 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
emotional support ibuprofen
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ouch
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my niece wants her and her mom to be fairy mermaids for halloween. she's making her dad be a drowned sailor. she's six years old.
October 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM