Who knew that living too far away from your family during the holidays could make you gay?!

That’s looks to me like “see something, say something” in action!

I think I heard from someone that he died back in ‘45 🤷‍♀️

“Excellent health” doesn’t seem like it should require follow-ups. Especially if he supposedly had his last annual just a few months ago.

It feels like April was a year ago.

300 million? Well, us all being dead sure explains a lot.

I think, with a high degree of certainty, that they don’t have shit yet.

And why is he the one delivering these updates?

And for future reference: being glad someone is finally gone is not the same as wishing for their death 😉

What if he’s just acting as an FBI informant?