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Oo any chance you know the song Amazon uses late in the game? The bit they use is am uptempo sax solo or something like that. I keep meaning to go back and try to figure it out.
January 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Oo any chance you know the song Amazon uses late in the game? The bit they use is am uptempo sax solo or something like that. I keep meaning to go back and try to figure it out.
Wait which of those people are we supposed to want to vote for
June 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Wait which of those people are we supposed to want to vote for
Why's it gotta be platonic
April 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Why's it gotta be platonic
Whoa what's with all the questions, "James"?
April 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Whoa what's with all the questions, "James"?
They weren't actually dire wolfs, dumbass
April 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They weren't actually dire wolfs, dumbass
Recycling bin road rash is a bipartisan issue, let's get this done
March 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Recycling bin road rash is a bipartisan issue, let's get this done
Mine get slammed to the ground then kicked to the curb, and the sound of my poor boys getting scraped across the asphalt has me regularly reconsidering my recycling priorities
March 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Mine get slammed to the ground then kicked to the curb, and the sound of my poor boys getting scraped across the asphalt has me regularly reconsidering my recycling priorities
Are the ineffectual signs that size because you're not allowed anything larger?
March 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Are the ineffectual signs that size because you're not allowed anything larger?
"A Democrat is aligned with MAGA and wants to drain the swamp"?
March 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"A Democrat is aligned with MAGA and wants to drain the swamp"?
Well better shut it down as quickly as possible, of course
February 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Well better shut it down as quickly as possible, of course
Barely made it through this bleet tbh
February 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Barely made it through this bleet tbh
"saving" a whopping $15 million!
February 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"saving" a whopping $15 million!
And yet someone actually put time into the kerning
January 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
And yet someone actually put time into the kerning
"Which groups are you MOST interested in subjugating?"
January 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Which groups are you MOST interested in subjugating?"