Melistress of the Dark
@melistress.bsky.social
Bi/CIS witchy goth femme. Topics include anxiety disorder and disability. If you are a right wing Christian, you might be lost. No bigotry allowed here. (She/her). SLAVA UKRAINI. VIVE LE CANADA!
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Don’t mistake our tone for glee. You have never seen Canadians like this. As a culture we have been quiet and humble people. Global sweethearts. Loyal friends. Citizens quietly considering our patriotism as we nod off, lulled by the opiate of American media. We have been the little brother
It’s one of those days when you think “whatever happened to that person who used to be important to me?” And then you look and find out they have been dead for 16 years.
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s one of those days when you think “whatever happened to that person who used to be important to me?” And then you look and find out they have been dead for 16 years.
Before Dave and I got married he bought me a beautiful coat. It “fit” me for about five minutes. I felt like too much sausage in not enough casing. This morning that coat fits me like a dream.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Before Dave and I got married he bought me a beautiful coat. It “fit” me for about five minutes. I felt like too much sausage in not enough casing. This morning that coat fits me like a dream.
A rare appearance of panic attacks this morning. I just want to go home and cry.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A rare appearance of panic attacks this morning. I just want to go home and cry.
I've lost 35 lbs in an effort to take weight off my joints and my pants are falling down and I fit into my cute underwear today. Lots to go but the hard work is paying off.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I've lost 35 lbs in an effort to take weight off my joints and my pants are falling down and I fit into my cute underwear today. Lots to go but the hard work is paying off.
Finally got back to South Of Midnight and what a beautiful game.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Finally got back to South Of Midnight and what a beautiful game.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Why does the hostess of Traitors Canada have an air mattress strapped to her chest. That isn’t avant garde It is avant- garbage.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Why does the hostess of Traitors Canada have an air mattress strapped to her chest. That isn’t avant garde It is avant- garbage.
The two coworkers in my office asked for standing desks. Once they got them, they asked for taller chairs. 🤦🏻♀️
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The two coworkers in my office asked for standing desks. Once they got them, they asked for taller chairs. 🤦🏻♀️
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.
Half the trick or treaters this year from last year. Thanks Blue Jays.
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Half the trick or treaters this year from last year. Thanks Blue Jays.
Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Happy Halloween!
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Hey Canadian friends! The government put out this survey on AI. It’s extremely long, EXTREMELY biased, it took me 45 minutes to fill out, and uses industry specific vocabulary to increase the difficulty in answering… but if you could, please fill it out. Thanks!
ised-isde.canada.ca/site/ised/en...
ised-isde.canada.ca/site/ised/en...
Help define the next chapter of Canada's AI leadership
Current status: Open from October 1 to October 31, 2025
Canada helped invent modern AI. To stay a leader—and protect our digital sovereignty—we're running a 30-day national sprint to shape a renew...
ised-isde.canada.ca
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hey Canadian friends! The government put out this survey on AI. It’s extremely long, EXTREMELY biased, it took me 45 minutes to fill out, and uses industry specific vocabulary to increase the difficulty in answering… but if you could, please fill it out. Thanks!
ised-isde.canada.ca/site/ised/en...
ised-isde.canada.ca/site/ised/en...
I think I want my bangs back.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I think I want my bangs back.
New meal plan had tuna cakes on it. I hate tinned tuna but agreed to give it a try. I don't know who hurt the person who made that recipe or the person who put it in the meal plan but I really need to wash my mouth out with a hamburger after that.
October 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
New meal plan had tuna cakes on it. I hate tinned tuna but agreed to give it a try. I don't know who hurt the person who made that recipe or the person who put it in the meal plan but I really need to wash my mouth out with a hamburger after that.
Tattoo session 2 day. Hopefully we can finish.
October 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tattoo session 2 day. Hopefully we can finish.
What’s it like inside your head.
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What’s it like inside your head.
Sarah's show was soul food last night. I needed that.
October 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sarah's show was soul food last night. I needed that.
Yesterday our demon dog Luci Furr jumped in the hot tub when David turned his back while balancing the chemicals. Then she jumped back out and went to roll around in the dirt laying in the yard from the garage trenching. She had her first non groomer bath as a result.
October 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yesterday our demon dog Luci Furr jumped in the hot tub when David turned his back while balancing the chemicals. Then she jumped back out and went to roll around in the dirt laying in the yard from the garage trenching. She had her first non groomer bath as a result.
I’m making a soup on the new diet plan. I’m a little nervous. That is a lot of fennel.
October 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m making a soup on the new diet plan. I’m a little nervous. That is a lot of fennel.
I paid a dietitian recently who gave me a meal plan that disregarded everything that we had discussed including food sensitivities. Yesterday I tried one of the smoothies and if depression had a flavour that would be it. Even with berries in it it tasted like ennui.
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I paid a dietitian recently who gave me a meal plan that disregarded everything that we had discussed including food sensitivities. Yesterday I tried one of the smoothies and if depression had a flavour that would be it. Even with berries in it it tasted like ennui.
Quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Lost Boys
The Hunger
Only Lovers Left Alive
Hereditary
The Lost Boys
The Hunger
Only Lovers Left Alive
Hereditary
Quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Doctor Sleep (2019)
The Babadook (2014)
Nosferatu (2024)
Nope (2022)
Apparently I like the new school of mindfuckery...
Doctor Sleep (2019)
The Babadook (2014)
Nosferatu (2024)
Nope (2022)
Apparently I like the new school of mindfuckery...
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Ravenous (1999)
A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)
REC (2007)
The Thing (1982)
Ravenous (1999)
A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)
REC (2007)
The Thing (1982)
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Quote this with the first four horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Lost Boys
The Hunger
Only Lovers Left Alive
Hereditary
The Lost Boys
The Hunger
Only Lovers Left Alive
Hereditary
Huh...I'm really not ok lately which is weird after a really good chunk of time being pretty great. No good reason. Just not ok.
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Huh...I'm really not ok lately which is weird after a really good chunk of time being pretty great. No good reason. Just not ok.
The house on 118 that was flying four upside down Canadian flags previously has replaced one with an American flag.
I am so frustrated.
I am so frustrated.
October 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The house on 118 that was flying four upside down Canadian flags previously has replaced one with an American flag.
I am so frustrated.
I am so frustrated.
Back to the office. I’m in early to set up my renovated office. All my stuff is locked in the partner’s office and I don’t have a key. Helpers are coming at 9am. So I guess I will sit back and have a coffee?
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Back to the office. I’m in early to set up my renovated office. All my stuff is locked in the partner’s office and I don’t have a key. Helpers are coming at 9am. So I guess I will sit back and have a coffee?