Melissa Tyndall
@melissatyndall.bsky.social
Author of spooky things, mom, Dean girl, & champagne lover ready to burst into a cauldron of bats.
Rep: Ann Rose at The Tobias Literary Agency
Rep: Ann Rose at The Tobias Literary Agency
Why are Southerns so weird about $6.66?
This weekend, my total was $6.67 and a Buc-ee's cashier that reminded me of Kenneth from 30 Rock literally said, “Whew! That’s one more than a bad number!”
This weekend, my total was $6.67 and a Buc-ee's cashier that reminded me of Kenneth from 30 Rock literally said, “Whew! That’s one more than a bad number!”
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why are Southerns so weird about $6.66?
This weekend, my total was $6.67 and a Buc-ee's cashier that reminded me of Kenneth from 30 Rock literally said, “Whew! That’s one more than a bad number!”
This weekend, my total was $6.67 and a Buc-ee's cashier that reminded me of Kenneth from 30 Rock literally said, “Whew! That’s one more than a bad number!”
You can now eat your salad in peace without worrying about your enemies.
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You can now eat your salad in peace without worrying about your enemies.
This is disgusting rhetoric, but it’s nothing new. I did my master’s thesis on the Bush presidencies’ wartime rhetoric in a continuation of a 1980 essay by Robert L. Ivie called “Images of Savagery in American Justifications for War.” The original paper can be found here: tinyurl.com/savageryrhet...
September 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is disgusting rhetoric, but it’s nothing new. I did my master’s thesis on the Bush presidencies’ wartime rhetoric in a continuation of a 1980 essay by Robert L. Ivie called “Images of Savagery in American Justifications for War.” The original paper can be found here: tinyurl.com/savageryrhet...
You: You, know. Because Laura is creepy and looms over the children.
Agent:
Agent:
September 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You: You, know. Because Laura is creepy and looms over the children.
Agent:
Agent:
7. Miscellaneous
August 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
7. Miscellaneous
6. Mocking the cult
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
6. Mocking the cult
3. Making fun of a teeny peeny
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
3. Making fun of a teeny peeny
2. Responding to, as Tool sings, a “dumbfounded dipshit.”
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
2. Responding to, as Tool sings, a “dumbfounded dipshit.”
I know some of y’all are just starting to get salty on Betty White’s Internet, so let me give you some introductory memes.
1. For a man whose opinion you didn’t fucking ask for.
1. For a man whose opinion you didn’t fucking ask for.
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I know some of y’all are just starting to get salty on Betty White’s Internet, so let me give you some introductory memes.
1. For a man whose opinion you didn’t fucking ask for.
1. For a man whose opinion you didn’t fucking ask for.
6. Mocking the cult
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
6. Mocking the cult
3. Making fun of a teeny peeny
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
3. Making fun of a teeny peeny
2. Responding to, as Tool sings, a “dumbfounded dipshit.”
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
2. Responding to, as Tool sings, a “dumbfounded dipshit.”
I know some of y’all are just starting to get salty on Betty White’s Internet, so let me give you some introductory memes.
1. For a man whose opinion you didn’t fucking ask for.
1. For a man whose opinion you didn’t fucking ask for.
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I know some of y’all are just starting to get salty on Betty White’s Internet, so let me give you some introductory memes.
1. For a man whose opinion you didn’t fucking ask for.
1. For a man whose opinion you didn’t fucking ask for.
Our R&B music videos had deserts so their romantasies could have waterless worlds. 😂
August 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Our R&B music videos had deserts so their romantasies could have waterless worlds. 😂
How it started vs how it’s going:
July 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
How it started vs how it’s going:
Forgot to post this earlier in the week!
July 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Forgot to post this earlier in the week!
I keep checking like my @kaylsmoon.bsky.social book is going to arrive faster. 😂
July 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I keep checking like my @kaylsmoon.bsky.social book is going to arrive faster. 😂
Thanks to Mar-a-Lago face, we can tell who’s a villain before they say or tweet anything. They look on the outside what Jigsaw looks like on the inside. And also on the outside.
July 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Thanks to Mar-a-Lago face, we can tell who’s a villain before they say or tweet anything. They look on the outside what Jigsaw looks like on the inside. And also on the outside.
For such homophobes and racists, they sure spend a lot of time on their knees for Dementia Donald. But they would find my response “crass.”
July 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
For such homophobes and racists, they sure spend a lot of time on their knees for Dementia Donald. But they would find my response “crass.”
Y’all can’t play. These BookTok girlies are feral. The admin had to turn the comments off.
July 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Y’all can’t play. These BookTok girlies are feral. The admin had to turn the comments off.