Melissa Meli
@melissajmeli.bsky.social
Actor • Singer • Runner • Cancer Survivor
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I am exceptionally talented at taking a tiny perceived slight and developing an entire narrative about how someone probably hates me now
May 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am exceptionally talented at taking a tiny perceived slight and developing an entire narrative about how someone probably hates me now
I am, and have always been, Team Audra McDonald
May 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I am, and have always been, Team Audra McDonald
Man next to me on a bus is watching something on his phone with no headphones. A woman two rows ahead of us just passed him a set of headphones. She is my idol
May 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Man next to me on a bus is watching something on his phone with no headphones. A woman two rows ahead of us just passed him a set of headphones. She is my idol
I cannot recommend highly enough having a sleepover with your besties while doing children’s birthday activities and eating dino nuggets.
May 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I cannot recommend highly enough having a sleepover with your besties while doing children’s birthday activities and eating dino nuggets.
Gotta love Star Trek for exploring gender outside the binary for many decades now
May 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Gotta love Star Trek for exploring gender outside the binary for many decades now
Star Wars loves to add an extra M to the name “Timm” to make it sound galactic
May 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Star Wars loves to add an extra M to the name “Timm” to make it sound galactic
I went to see Sinners knowing practically nothing about it except Michael B. Jordan is in it and that everyone I know says it’s really, really good. I’m so glad I did. It gripped me from moment one
May 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I went to see Sinners knowing practically nothing about it except Michael B. Jordan is in it and that everyone I know says it’s really, really good. I’m so glad I did. It gripped me from moment one
I’m finally watching the first season of Andor (I know) and I’m absolutely devastated that Cassian had to shave his beard
May 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m finally watching the first season of Andor (I know) and I’m absolutely devastated that Cassian had to shave his beard
There are not enough hours to watch all the Star Wars I want to watch today
May 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
There are not enough hours to watch all the Star Wars I want to watch today
Ah yes, another day being held hostage by a FedEx signature required delivery
May 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ah yes, another day being held hostage by a FedEx signature required delivery
I’m already stressed out about having to leave my apartment tomorrow
April 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m already stressed out about having to leave my apartment tomorrow
The phrase, “Everything happens for a reason,” has started to fill me with burning rage.
April 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The phrase, “Everything happens for a reason,” has started to fill me with burning rage.
Someone please remind me that just because it’s 73 degrees and sunny, I don’t need an iced beverage treat
…or do I?
…or do I?
April 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Someone please remind me that just because it’s 73 degrees and sunny, I don’t need an iced beverage treat
…or do I?
…or do I?
I know I’m still an optimist because I continue to believe, against all odds, in love, and that I am capable of applying red lip stain in a moving vehicle
April 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I know I’m still an optimist because I continue to believe, against all odds, in love, and that I am capable of applying red lip stain in a moving vehicle
I keep checking this little anxiety box like I’m going to miraculously find something in it that will make me feel better
April 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I keep checking this little anxiety box like I’m going to miraculously find something in it that will make me feel better
My dads’ church has their children’s Easter egg hunt in the old cemetery. Love how pagan and goth this is
April 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My dads’ church has their children’s Easter egg hunt in the old cemetery. Love how pagan and goth this is
I know it looks like I’m sitting on my phone and doing nothing, but I am actually getting ready for my run. It’s hard to explain
April 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I know it looks like I’m sitting on my phone and doing nothing, but I am actually getting ready for my run. It’s hard to explain
Why is it that every doctor’s office is built like the Severance hallways?
April 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Why is it that every doctor’s office is built like the Severance hallways?
I simply do not have a coat that’s appropriate for 40 - 60 degree weather in one day
April 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I simply do not have a coat that’s appropriate for 40 - 60 degree weather in one day
Some genius said in an IG comment that stage one cancer is “hardly cancer.” Love to start the day incandescent with rage
April 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Some genius said in an IG comment that stage one cancer is “hardly cancer.” Love to start the day incandescent with rage
It would be so cool if I could just pick up a hobby without it becoming a hyper fixation
April 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It would be so cool if I could just pick up a hobby without it becoming a hyper fixation
I always delude myself into thinking I can do a full meal prep and simultaneously work a full day. I cannot. I can barely work a full day and make one thing to eat
April 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I always delude myself into thinking I can do a full meal prep and simultaneously work a full day. I cannot. I can barely work a full day and make one thing to eat
It was the worst of times, it was the best of memes
April 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It was the worst of times, it was the best of memes
Today my annoyance with a situation in my life is making me feel indignant and determined instead of anxious and sad. Gotta try to ride this out as long as I possibly can and get some stuff done
April 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Today my annoyance with a situation in my life is making me feel indignant and determined instead of anxious and sad. Gotta try to ride this out as long as I possibly can and get some stuff done
Love the drunkest girl at a drag show
April 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Love the drunkest girl at a drag show