Melissa Cole
@melissacolebeer.bsky.social
Beer hack/International beer judge of mystery/Bad cricketer/Worse fisher
Order my books here http://tinyurl.com/z9jd2ru or http://tinyurl.com/da95798b/
Loathe Scampi Fries but any other hate has no home on this timeline. https://linktr.ee/MelissaColeBeer
Order my books here http://tinyurl.com/z9jd2ru or http://tinyurl.com/da95798b/
Loathe Scampi Fries but any other hate has no home on this timeline. https://linktr.ee/MelissaColeBeer
It’s not that I don’t want to come home, I do, I miss my husband, but I really don’t want to leave this fruit (and no, I will not be putting any in my bag, it’s so ripe it would turn my whole luggage into some horrifying ferment before I even hit the Elizabeth Line!)
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s not that I don’t want to come home, I do, I miss my husband, but I really don’t want to leave this fruit (and no, I will not be putting any in my bag, it’s so ripe it would turn my whole luggage into some horrifying ferment before I even hit the Elizabeth Line!)
@waterstonesargyle.bsky.social a friend sent me this yesterday, thank you very much for your kind words!
February 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
@waterstonesargyle.bsky.social a friend sent me this yesterday, thank you very much for your kind words!
👏👏👏
I just guffawed my way through that Wallace & Gromit, absolute magic.
Can’t move anywhere due to, well, this
I just guffawed my way through that Wallace & Gromit, absolute magic.
Can’t move anywhere due to, well, this
December 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
👏👏👏
I just guffawed my way through that Wallace & Gromit, absolute magic.
Can’t move anywhere due to, well, this
I just guffawed my way through that Wallace & Gromit, absolute magic.
Can’t move anywhere due to, well, this
🎶T’is the season to shag trolleys, fa la la la la la, la la la la🎶
December 16, 2024 at 8:23 AM
🎶T’is the season to shag trolleys, fa la la la la la, la la la la🎶
turns out I left my kimchi in the bloody shop! However, this did sterling work.
November 25, 2024 at 6:56 PM
turns out I left my kimchi in the bloody shop! However, this did sterling work.
I see the fash turn up if you mention the T-word!
November 21, 2024 at 10:43 AM
I see the fash turn up if you mention the T-word!
SUN! So please enjoy a dahlia looking pretty in it. Still have no idea what I’m doing with this gardening lark but I’m enjoying it immensely!
November 12, 2024 at 9:59 AM
SUN! So please enjoy a dahlia looking pretty in it. Still have no idea what I’m doing with this gardening lark but I’m enjoying it immensely!
Morning, before I go off to invoice for my terrible opinions, I’d just like to share that I’ve written some Christmas recommendations for @telegraphnews.bsky.social
November 8, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Morning, before I go off to invoice for my terrible opinions, I’d just like to share that I’ve written some Christmas recommendations for @telegraphnews.bsky.social
please pay attention UK folks, especially London and home counties
September 6, 2024 at 7:27 PM
please pay attention UK folks, especially London and home counties
Ugh, first Covid test in a while (negative thankfully), but got some sort of croaky voice, energy-sapping bastard bug, which led to yesterday’s wild and crazy birthday night of a can of Siren Mesmerist and half a bottle of red wine with the lasagne I made at the weekend. 🥳😁
October 26, 2023 at 9:34 AM
Ugh, first Covid test in a while (negative thankfully), but got some sort of croaky voice, energy-sapping bastard bug, which led to yesterday’s wild and crazy birthday night of a can of Siren Mesmerist and half a bottle of red wine with the lasagne I made at the weekend. 🥳😁
If you’re wondering why I’m mad, we are suddenly back in the lads mag era, this is how a new beer is being launched…
Also, ladies, we have been drinking our stout all wrong it transpires, turns out we have to lick the foam off our fingers like a porn movie.
DO NOT TAG HIM OR THE BRAND IN.
Also, ladies, we have been drinking our stout all wrong it transpires, turns out we have to lick the foam off our fingers like a porn movie.
DO NOT TAG HIM OR THE BRAND IN.
September 30, 2023 at 8:08 AM
If you’re wondering why I’m mad, we are suddenly back in the lads mag era, this is how a new beer is being launched…
Also, ladies, we have been drinking our stout all wrong it transpires, turns out we have to lick the foam off our fingers like a porn movie.
DO NOT TAG HIM OR THE BRAND IN.
Also, ladies, we have been drinking our stout all wrong it transpires, turns out we have to lick the foam off our fingers like a porn movie.
DO NOT TAG HIM OR THE BRAND IN.
September 27, 2023 at 7:02 PM
The touch ups can wait until morning; I can’t take credit for the lovely riser cladding, my fabulous contractor did that, (so pleased to be shot of the carpet, I hate carpet, a robust runner may happen but that’s it.)
September 26, 2023 at 11:42 PM
The touch ups can wait until morning; I can’t take credit for the lovely riser cladding, my fabulous contractor did that, (so pleased to be shot of the carpet, I hate carpet, a robust runner may happen but that’s it.)
First harvest! Not a huge one of potatoes but we are thrilled nonetheless and the first two tomatoes to ripen are just the start, there are so many I’m going to have to get creative with ferments and other preservation methods.
August 13, 2023 at 4:46 PM
First harvest! Not a huge one of potatoes but we are thrilled nonetheless and the first two tomatoes to ripen are just the start, there are so many I’m going to have to get creative with ferments and other preservation methods.
So… I just had a surprising visitor to the garden!
Not 100% but think it’s a juvenile female sparrow hawk, which is apt because it was after the sparrows, however its prey managed to get away after hiding, stunned in the plants for a bit.
East London is wild man! 😁
Not 100% but think it’s a juvenile female sparrow hawk, which is apt because it was after the sparrows, however its prey managed to get away after hiding, stunned in the plants for a bit.
East London is wild man! 😁
August 2, 2023 at 12:25 PM
So… I just had a surprising visitor to the garden!
Not 100% but think it’s a juvenile female sparrow hawk, which is apt because it was after the sparrows, however its prey managed to get away after hiding, stunned in the plants for a bit.
East London is wild man! 😁
Not 100% but think it’s a juvenile female sparrow hawk, which is apt because it was after the sparrows, however its prey managed to get away after hiding, stunned in the plants for a bit.
East London is wild man! 😁
Had such a lovely day listening to TMS, repotting indoor and garden plants and tending up my toms, not sure how much more English I could be right now 😁
July 29, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Had such a lovely day listening to TMS, repotting indoor and garden plants and tending up my toms, not sure how much more English I could be right now 😁
Freezer and cupboard raid here. Quickly defrosted some bacon-wrapped chipolatas on pressure cook and then air-fried them, pan-fried some cauliflower hash browns and eggs to go with - used up the end of both sauces, good gardening foundation 😁
July 29, 2023 at 10:44 AM
Freezer and cupboard raid here. Quickly defrosted some bacon-wrapped chipolatas on pressure cook and then air-fried them, pan-fried some cauliflower hash browns and eggs to go with - used up the end of both sauces, good gardening foundation 😁
Raindrops on roses…
July 29, 2023 at 9:45 AM
Raindrops on roses…
Yeah, the inevitable happened 😁
July 28, 2023 at 11:20 AM
Yeah, the inevitable happened 😁
Sometimes when you’ve been up since silly o’clock working, taking the time to make a really nice lunch is a very worthwhile break to have.
July 11, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Sometimes when you’ve been up since silly o’clock working, taking the time to make a really nice lunch is a very worthwhile break to have.
I must commend to you the island of Madeira, what a relaxing holiday we just had in one of the most gorgeous places. Bonus kestrel for your enjoyment.
July 8, 2023 at 11:11 AM
I must commend to you the island of Madeira, what a relaxing holiday we just had in one of the most gorgeous places. Bonus kestrel for your enjoyment.
Hello from holiday! Finally getting round to checking this out. Please enjoy an iridescent lizard until I’m back to posting about beer again!
July 1, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Hello from holiday! Finally getting round to checking this out. Please enjoy an iridescent lizard until I’m back to posting about beer again!