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Melissa
@melissachonch.bsky.social
I’m on the internet a lot.
Facts.
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There’s no shame in the sweat rag.
June 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It would be funny if it weren’t true.
April 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So nothing means anything anymore? Cool.
March 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We ride at dawn
March 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“We’re not birds! We’re a jug-band!” Your shirt is 🤌🏼
March 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And if can afford a home in Peekskill and a small place in the city: investigate this man immediately.
March 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“Ya’ll got anymore of them +1 Hand vouchers?”
March 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ps- kiss my whole entire ass.
March 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Imagine that bloated, Indiana Jones leather jacket face-having, swallowed glass-sounding smooth talker made his way over to you…
a dirt road with a blue sky in the background and a gif from gifbin.com
ALT: a dirt road with a blue sky in the background and a gif from gifbin.com
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March 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Are all these people just edge lords who never got punched in the face for their shitty opinions?
March 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The delivery fees are twice the usage. 😖
March 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He’s old and sick! You can’t possibly expect him doing even 10% of the job he was elected for.
March 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Alt alt reply: 🤷🏻‍♀️
March 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It’s almost the weekend so I’m sure most of the Dems will show up for work today… 😬
March 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Same.
March 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
They have lil signs! And some are wearing pink. What more do you want?
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
February 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
BREAKING: VP Walz addresses EU with grape jelly on his tie.

Grape jelly then gets banned bc woke.
February 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s gonna be bad.
February 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM