Melissa Hoeffner
melissabethk.bsky.social
Melissa Hoeffner
@melissabethk.bsky.social
Extremely likeable. Gay writer.
It’s soup season!!!
Specialty #12: Sick Season Chicken Soup
What ~can't~ a rotisserie chicken do?
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I wrote about hot gefilte fish!!
Specialty #10: Communal Quenelles in Lyon
Food bringing us together may sound trite, but it can also be true.
substack.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The way this just made me laugh.
July 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
say what you want about New York but where else in the world can you get a pint of specialty candy delivered
July 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
you think you’re well versed in queer culture and then you’re introduced to pride paella
June 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
April 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
what if instead of let them we give 'em the old razzle dazzle?
April 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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No one tells you that you also become a collection agent when you become a writer. SURPRISE!
January 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
friday working conditions
January 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM