“You came across my skyline” sound like some romantic shit lmao

If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

Watching re-runs of 30 Rock. So funny.
Liz Lemon: “Why are you wearing a tux?”
Jack Donaghy: “It’s after six, what am I? A farmer?”

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.