🤣 somewhere a romance author is getting an idea 💡

My first thought was: this is whippets, right? He’s on nitrous.

Oh gross 🤢

People are going to pirate my books. I certainly can't stop them from doing it. But I refuse to pretend that it doesn't annoy me or that it has no bearing on my career. And I won't indulge them in the lie that they're doing anything other than stealing for pleasure

listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable

Omg, yes.

I’d make a joke about gapers delay but that’s a little too on the nose.

So far the news cycle has been completely unwilling to call him on any of his bullshit so my money is on “until he’s not able to say anything at all.”

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