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Melisa
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BoCo. Vet. Pickleball enthusiast spreading the joy to everyone! Showing our adaptive vets that anyone can play!! 🥒🏓🥰👩‍🦽
Entering the country illegally is a misdemeanor.
Returning after you've been deported could be a felony.
3.3% immigrants are here illegally (~400K/13M).
In 2018, the illegal immigrant criminal conviction rate was 782 per 100K illegals, 535 per 100K legals, and 1,422 per 100 native-born Americans.
January 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What is this crap that the prez is spewing at this moment!? 1/30/25 9:30ET
He's an airtraffic controller, plus a expert in mental illness???
January 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ain't this some shit.
I am a volunteer.
For 2 years I have been teaching pickleball to veterans through the Adaptive, Occupational, Recreational, Outdoor Therapy programs through the VA. Apparently all gone.
January 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My life is a matter of buying the properly fitting BedJet sheets or a high quality camping mattress. #fml
January 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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(2/2) ...they did it in a few weeks.

Now he'll probably be in prison the rest of his life.

Meanwhile, Trump has been a one-man crime spree for decades and has never been in a cell and investigating and charging him took years and years before the case ultimately went away.

Two systems of justice.
December 18, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I revitalized my Xmas wreath. It's taken me 20 years, but it's so apropos. #uncontrolledchaos
December 18, 2024 at 4:50 PM
After 25 years of collecting blown glass and ornaments, my little tree is finally coming together. Each one has a memory attached. 💞
December 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
A couple years ago, we showed up to a family party with a case of Bud Light and hot dogs.
One of my uncles made a wise crack about the "no comprende's".
Another commented on my daughter's "childbearing hips".
A third told me that, "you can't JUST play pickleball"
December 8, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I've been having fun! You? #pickleball
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Just a reminder that land doesn’t vote.

People do.
December 1, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I have had a great year in pickleball!
December 3, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Trying to moderate my feed, so I just followed someone who posted a picture of a bug and a lizard.
December 1, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Do y'all have a meme bank or something? My snappy replies have all been done before.
December 1, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Just FYI, the last time I logged into X, beef sheets were a thing. #steakum
November 30, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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They will halt on January 20, 2025 when Trump takes office, noting the “threat to democracy and freedom of expression posed by the cooperation between the president of the most powerful country in the world, Donald J. Trump, and the richest man in the world, Elon Musk…”
November 29, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole.

Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁
November 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Hi BlueSky!! New here and I haven't been to X since it came to be.
Does anyone know if the guy who posts the GIF from Perfect is here?
November 25, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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In a world full of Nancy Mace's, be a Sarah McBride.
November 24, 2024 at 7:39 PM