melissa
@melinskers.bsky.social
san francisco. nfl free agent, paid computer moron.
if i were a once in a generation talent with more money than god, i simply would not charge my fans $600 to sit in the nosebleeds. but that’s just me!
February 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
if i were a once in a generation talent with more money than god, i simply would not charge my fans $600 to sit in the nosebleeds. but that’s just me!
gotta get famous or go into politics before i die just so i can make sure anyone i’ve ever wronged comes out of the woodwork to get the public apology they deserve
February 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
gotta get famous or go into politics before i die just so i can make sure anyone i’ve ever wronged comes out of the woodwork to get the public apology they deserve
i am just hearing about this for the first time
February 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i am just hearing about this for the first time
more than ten years apart and on complete opposite sides of the country, a sinkhole opened up in front of my apartment. trying not to read much into this.
February 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
more than ten years apart and on complete opposite sides of the country, a sinkhole opened up in front of my apartment. trying not to read much into this.
going to the dr today, if she tells me i have some woke disease like “gluten intolerance” i’m going to walk into the bay
February 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
going to the dr today, if she tells me i have some woke disease like “gluten intolerance” i’m going to walk into the bay
over on the everything app, they gave me a DMCA takedown for calling their dear leader an ‘evil, barrel-chested motherfucker’ and i just think it’s so cool that he has a copyright claim to that description 🩷
February 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
over on the everything app, they gave me a DMCA takedown for calling their dear leader an ‘evil, barrel-chested motherfucker’ and i just think it’s so cool that he has a copyright claim to that description 🩷
they’re accusing me of having rich donor parents on the other website because ob*ma follows me
December 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM
they’re accusing me of having rich donor parents on the other website because ob*ma follows me
oh shit it’s green chicken soup oclock
December 25, 2024 at 3:49 AM
oh shit it’s green chicken soup oclock
jiggity jig, hee haw, hee haw, it’s dominic there’s a biblically accurate angel being shot out of the sky by a drone in toms river
December 17, 2024 at 10:11 AM
jiggity jig, hee haw, hee haw, it’s dominic there’s a biblically accurate angel being shot out of the sky by a drone in toms river
in 2025 i will make one new friend that doesn’t immediately move out of san francisco
December 17, 2024 at 10:03 AM
in 2025 i will make one new friend that doesn’t immediately move out of san francisco
back and ready to post more about outback steakhouse
December 17, 2024 at 10:03 AM
back and ready to post more about outback steakhouse
Reposted by melissa
if this t shirt offends you the bitch fell off
December 17, 2024 at 9:25 AM
if this t shirt offends you the bitch fell off
“san francisco is dead” ok explain this
November 11, 2023 at 7:03 PM
“san francisco is dead” ok explain this
if you have ever posted a fart joke tiktok pls know i downloaded it and sent it to my dad and he loved it
October 21, 2023 at 6:33 PM
if you have ever posted a fart joke tiktok pls know i downloaded it and sent it to my dad and he loved it
how do i become the official fan account for Outback Steakhouse?
October 21, 2023 at 12:54 AM
how do i become the official fan account for Outback Steakhouse?
respect
Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say
Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say
Most recently, the man tried the ruse after ordering a seafood paella and two whiskeys at a restaurant in Spain, according to local news outlets, citing police.
www.ktvu.com
October 21, 2023 at 12:53 AM
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it’s so sick and twisted that your pets are allowed to age?? they are putting my dog on meds for arthritis?? HES JUST A BABY
October 21, 2023 at 12:49 AM
it’s so sick and twisted that your pets are allowed to age?? they are putting my dog on meds for arthritis?? HES JUST A BABY
you ever just smash a perfect hotpot and then go home and sleep?
September 9, 2023 at 5:26 PM
you ever just smash a perfect hotpot and then go home and sleep?
dead inside, bought a $27 pool for my dog just to feel something
August 24, 2023 at 12:49 AM
dead inside, bought a $27 pool for my dog just to feel something
had a migraine all day did i miss anything
August 16, 2023 at 3:13 AM
had a migraine all day did i miss anything