Why have this as an AI response google? Like what is the fucking pint of framing this as an AI question except to boost your AI traffic numbers?

Remember when Apple was good and didn’t allow such bullshit? Between the dross on the AppStore and allowing all kinds of bullshit notifications, it sometimes feels like the epitome of enshitification

Where did LLMs “learn” this style of social media posting? Because you never saw it on Reddit or Twitter before LLMs? And now it’s a huge slop giveaway

Hey me too

You know what’s an interesting quirk? Americans use of the short hand “FIFA” for the world cup(s). Like people at my work at talking about “preparing for FIfA” and the signage around town was all for FIFA. I don’t think anywhere else in the world does that as short hand

We totally got a bird feeder just to feed our squirrels

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social This is Mr Squiggle! he might be creepier than you are aiming for, but really all Australian kids shows are a bit odd.
Glad we got to see you tonight! Have a good Australian run!

(This was my favourite take from the whole thing. Sure babe. This is totally for people in “developing countries”)

This wiki paragraph tickles me because it reads like normal football machinations before you realise they’re talking about an 11 year old “taking time off”

The LIES

Me today

Pocketcast wrapped out too. What did you do yesterday has only been going for a bit but it’s really great!

Love when wordlebot goes oh there was one solution left, but lol this was not it

One day Taylor won’t be my top artist. One day. My most played song was only 13 times I think? So it’s really just due the shear volume of her in my playlists as this point. #spotifywrapped

Thought about getting era tours tickets for Vancouver then saw this for the resale tickets. Hahahaha.

Might get a bit windy