Meli La Matatana
@melindamartinez.bsky.social
I be talking shit sometimes…
A Bronx bitch born and raised
A Bronx bitch born and raised
Why am I seeing Bible thumpers at 6am yall go tf to sleep
November 24, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Why am I seeing Bible thumpers at 6am yall go tf to sleep
When I was little I would sprinkle sugar on ice and have that as dessert 😫
November 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
When I was little I would sprinkle sugar on ice and have that as dessert 😫
I’m my happiest on rainy days
November 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I’m my happiest on rainy days
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From S03 E10 Exclusive Finale Sneak Peek | 'Boyd, Sara, and Donna'
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November 20, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I tried using tiktok at some point, but now it’s just a spam account I watch shit on. Why I just checked my notifications after MONTHS
a woman is sitting at a table with a bottle of water in her hand
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a bottle of water in her hand
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November 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I tried using tiktok at some point, but now it’s just a spam account I watch shit on. Why I just checked my notifications after MONTHS
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Skai needa utilize her hood booger bd and have him get some ppl to run down on that boy spilling tea from 1922. Jus ruff em up a luh bit u kno a couple taps or whatever
November 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Skai needa utilize her hood booger bd and have him get some ppl to run down on that boy spilling tea from 1922. Jus ruff em up a luh bit u kno a couple taps or whatever
OI MATE, I’m pegging that man on the back on a bus
November 19, 2024 at 7:31 PM
OI MATE, I’m pegging that man on the back on a bus
They say I’m a strong pretty ass bitch
November 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
They say I’m a strong pretty ass bitch
We kink shame over here 🙂↕️ Tread lightly
November 19, 2024 at 7:28 PM
We kink shame over here 🙂↕️ Tread lightly
Do the girls not believe in abortion anymore ? No shade just concern
November 19, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Do the girls not believe in abortion anymore ? No shade just concern
Ima need to make my way into the cannabis industry the way a bitch is a connoisseur
November 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Ima need to make my way into the cannabis industry the way a bitch is a connoisseur
There are too many new artists making big moves, auntie still trying to figure out who chappel roan is
November 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
There are too many new artists making big moves, auntie still trying to figure out who chappel roan is
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If you don’t know how to write in cursive, you’re probably too young to be following me.
November 18, 2024 at 5:47 PM
If you don’t know how to write in cursive, you’re probably too young to be following me.
I’m a Taurus stellium, ofc ima always get to the bag and pamper myself
a woman in a blue and black dress is standing on a red carpet and says and what about it
ALT: a woman in a blue and black dress is standing on a red carpet and says and what about it
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November 19, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I’m a Taurus stellium, ofc ima always get to the bag and pamper myself
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No right! Matterfact 21+ please and thank you
if you still in high school don’t follow me
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
No right! Matterfact 21+ please and thank you
He texted saying he missed me and I said “wish I could say the same” w/ a photo of me throwing ass at the club #womeninmalefields
November 19, 2024 at 1:10 PM
He texted saying he missed me and I said “wish I could say the same” w/ a photo of me throwing ass at the club #womeninmalefields
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now why i saw a trump supporter on here. you in the wrong mf neighborhood chief
November 19, 2024 at 5:56 AM
now why i saw a trump supporter on here. you in the wrong mf neighborhood chief
This is reminding me of when IG first came out and everyone was like “follow for follow🤪”
November 18, 2024 at 2:18 PM
This is reminding me of when IG first came out and everyone was like “follow for follow🤪”
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the best thing about this place is that assholes hate it
November 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
the best thing about this place is that assholes hate it
LMFAOOO YO THIS IMAGE IS WILD
need a red headed bald man with commitment issues who desperately wants to give it his all but can’t because he’s bad at texting but doesn’t know how to stfu to come into my life and play wit it
November 18, 2024 at 2:05 PM
LMFAOOO YO THIS IMAGE IS WILD
Babies are a blessing yes but omg why are all the girls preggo?? I’m scared
a man wearing a la hat and a w tattoo on his arm
ALT: a man wearing a la hat and a w tattoo on his arm
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November 18, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Babies are a blessing yes but omg why are all the girls preggo?? I’m scared
I watched IRobot last night and 2 things:
1. Will smith was booked and mf busy back in the day
2. That botched body built bitch Elon is unoriginal
1. Will smith was booked and mf busy back in the day
2. That botched body built bitch Elon is unoriginal
November 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I watched IRobot last night and 2 things:
1. Will smith was booked and mf busy back in the day
2. That botched body built bitch Elon is unoriginal
1. Will smith was booked and mf busy back in the day
2. That botched body built bitch Elon is unoriginal
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Had a dream Kamala was announced the actual President weeks after the election cause of fraud and idk if that’s the clairvoyant witch in me or my subconscious officially trying to process a trauma
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Had a dream Kamala was announced the actual President weeks after the election cause of fraud and idk if that’s the clairvoyant witch in me or my subconscious officially trying to process a trauma
Where the funny unhinged bitches at ? Let me follow you
November 18, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Where the funny unhinged bitches at ? Let me follow you