Melina LaPage
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Melina LaPage
@melinalapage.bsky.social
Amateur writer, professional psychotherapist. I have sweet daughters and salty political opinions. Pacific Northwest born and bred.
Yes! The best response to right wing family members who demand you condemn his shooting is this: “I respect the fact that Charlie Kirk died in line with his own beliefs. He believed that some deaths by gun violence were acceptable in order to preserve unrestricted gun use.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Like he’s the bullying teacher in a 1980’s teen movie who just ate a big brownie and didn’t realize it was laced with LSD and Ex-Lax at the same time?
September 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
How is it it’s Labor Day, one of the biggest travel days of the year through the pass, and I-90 is closed with a 15 mile backup of cars, and you guys have nothing posted about it? I drove by hundreds of cars that had no idea why they were stuck in the mountain pass with no way out.
September 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Also, when you’re old, you’ve seen things, and practicality tends to triumph over aesthetics. I’ve seen earthquakes and floating dog hair, which is why I will never abide trendy open shelving in my kitchen. 😂 Everything old eventually becomes new, and footed vanities will rise again!
August 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I am sending him and you all the vibes for quick healing. ❤️
August 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh, good, so now AI will be grading essays that students wrote using AI. Cool, cool. Just in case we needed more evidence that we live in the absolute dumbest timeline.
July 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Okay, yes, absolutely, but why are all of the other despicable male Republican senators getting a free pass? Why is Joni Ernst getting a free pass? They’re just as guilty as she is.
July 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The thing is, it IS surprisingly delicious. I made a very fluffy omelette with it for breakfast this morning. (I had to eat it quick because it kept asking me if I was secretly the head of a coven. 🤷🏻‍♀️)
July 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Unlike so many mistakes in life, bangs are quickly grown out of they don’t work. I say try it-a new hairstyle is so good for the soul. I think it will look cute!
July 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I also once saw Sherry Thomas say to read all the reviews of one of your favorite books, and the wackadoodle things people said about it, and that puts everything in perspective. But I think not reading your own at all is probably wiser.
June 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
They could put that on your tombstone! 😂 (several decades from now, of course.)
June 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
She is an author that I’ve always rationed for when I really need that immersive experience to take me away from it all. (But who are we kidding? That time is absolutely now. Happy bingeing!)
June 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I don’t know but I’ve been told
Donald Trump is dumb and old
Sound Off
1-2
Sound off
3-4
Sound off
1-2-3-4!
June 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It was the Temu Fascist military parade.
June 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They are really suspect in my mind. Trump “leans in as Commander in Chief”? The only think he’s leaning into is authoritarianism.
June 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I did not realize that is exactly what I’m craving!
June 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
🏆 😂
June 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
🤯I feel trapped on a slow bus to hell with these people.
May 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM