Going through a malteasers phase rn

I swear I have a pair of period inducing pyjamas, every time I wear them I get my period - if I put them on 2 days before my period is due I will get my period 2 days early

What is it with every guy on dating apps calling themselves nerds when they’re quite clearly not

Bottomless pit of hunger aka late luteal phase

Men that walk around with their hand down their trousers actually need life in prison

Wish I had a convertible so I could blast Ride and drive around country roads in the sun today

I would struggle to eat 3 boiled eggs but I feel like I could eat 10 eggs scrambled

Why are lick-able envelopes so crap now

I resent buying carrier bags but I TRULY hate when I have to buy a Sainsbury’s carrier bag they are the worst

Can someone explain why yoghurt companies make yoghurt pots with tiny little crevices that are really hard to get the yoghurt out of??? I’m trying to eat your product you bitch

Sushi and a whole punnet of grapes for dinner heck yes