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Melialis
@melialis.bsky.social
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Local Church Witch, Gardener, Druid of Azeroth
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Skeletor cringing away from what he's looking at. Text reads "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK"
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Painting of a woman reading a book. Her expression can be read as one of pained surprise. Her other hand rests against her forehead, as if trying to steady herself through whatever she's reading.
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Met a friend this morning.
A somewhat close up photo of a mantis sitting on the outer wall of a building. The mantis is in three quarter view and is looking down at the camera.
October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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WTF is this nonsense of a title and description????
Two panel image of a white cat looking at a computer screen. The first is the cat looking mildly confused with a "?" over its head. The second is the cat with a sort of grimace (might be a still of a mid-sneeze, I don't know) with more question marks of various sizes hovering over its head and layered in the background. The panels suggest the cat was confused about something it saw on the internet, and after further inspection is even more so, with maybe a hint of disgust.
September 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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As a weirdo Episcopalian church witch:
Portrait of a cardinal (I don't know which one) with laser eyes. Red text over his head reads "SILENCE, PROTESTANT".
August 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Small frog sitting in a measuring cup, with its mouth open looking like it's dry heaving. Text below says " (violent gag) "
June 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I'm just sitting here going
A tiny yellow bird with its beak open, sitting on a branch. The background is a white screen with the letter "A" typed repeatedly, implying the bird is continually screaming.
May 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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A tiny frog sitting in what looks like a equally tiny cast iron skillet (might actually be some kind of measuring cup, but hard to tell). The frog has its mouth open it what looks like a retching expression. The caption reads " (violent gag) ".
April 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
George Santos yelling at reporters surrounding him.
April 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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1960s cartoon Spiderman and Applejack from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic look down from a rooftop. Text reads "do you see this shit applejack"
April 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Closeup on the face of a ginger-bearded man (I believe his name is "Sniper") from the movie Grandma Werewolf, looking concerned.
April 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Applejack from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and 1960's cartoon Spiderman look down from a rooftop. Spiderman remarks "do you see this shit applejack"
March 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The energy I hope to bring:
A screenshot of (I think) an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Danny DeVito is in the foreground, contemplating a joint, while another man stands behind him, looking concerned. The text reads "Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'M GONNA GET REAL WEIRD WITH IT."
March 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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OLD GOD JUICE
A promo cup of Mountain Dew Baja Midnight. It is VERY purple.
March 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Skeletor cowering. Text reads "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK"
February 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Somewhat pixelated screenshot of Flik from A Bug's Life with his hands raised, and an expression of alarm. Text reads "WELL, PUT ME IN A TREE AND CALL ME A CICADA CUZ I'M GONNA FUCKING SCREAM".
February 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Two panel pic of a black cat. First panel is of the cat looking at something with wide eyes. Second panel is the same cat zoomed in with the text "OH NO".
December 16, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Two panel, low rez pic of a black cat staring at something with wide eyes. Second panel is a close up of the cat's face with text saying "OH NO" next to it.
October 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #922,937! Oh heck, I've been here a year already.
Bluesky's 10 million celebration graphic, designating me as #922, 937.
September 16, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Here I thought druid would win out (though it is a close second). But I guess it makes sense, considering how much success I am having with my paladin of Shelyn in Pathfinder (yes I'm still playing 1E. Will delve into 2E in the future).
Results of a "Which D&D class are you?" quiz, with the main 5E classes with various percentage bars above their icons. Paladin has the the largest at 75%.
April 19, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Wut
Two panels, each showing a painting of a man. The top shows him reading, the document close to his face. The bottom panel shows him looking up in confusion and mild disgust.
March 22, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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Two panel picture of a black cat staring at something with wide eyes.. The bottom panel has a close up of the cat with the text "OH NO".
February 22, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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The sun baby from the Teletubbies show, smiling down over the landscape.
February 18, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Photo of a toy crocodile. It's plastic mouth is warped, resembling a "ugh" expression. Text above reads "Things that make you go"
February 13, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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A presumably nude woman leans into frame from the right. Her face, shoulder and hand is what is visible. To the left of her text reads "Life on earth is one big fuck fest".
January 1, 2024 at 9:11 PM