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Melvin the Third
@meldee3.bsky.social
Formerly ex-gay
Thanks folks, I’ll be here all week!
August 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The perfect podcast episode doesn’t exi-
August 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I will give Microsoft one thing. Their version of 🫡 fucks
July 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Society if people at conventions paid attention to where they were walking and didn’t stop in the middle of a busy walkway to chit chat
July 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s not bad by any means, but this is just such a strange combination of locations, when viewed all together
July 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Wdym jump back in, Spotify? This is one single 5 minute song. Have I listened to it 75 times? Maybe! But still.
July 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me: *Decides not to go to Anime Expo*
Bbno$: *shows up at my booth* 😭
July 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Society if Google Chrome didn’t update every 3 days
July 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Bet you didn’t know Tamagotchi Plaza was a body horror game 😏
June 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My least part about being a corporate executive is cold emails and follow-ups that are SO dramatic. Mind you, the first outreach was on Tuesday.
June 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I think I have a really healthy approach to video game marketing
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I do not have problems like this when women do the shopping :-/
June 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Keeping friends on standby jic
June 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My cat is literally being soooo cute right now
June 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Society if I didn’t receive cold emails every day asking me to spend money I don’t have
June 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No shade to this person, but they cannot truly believe no one is talking about this. When every new parent is debating “screen time” and there are weekly articles about the dangers and effects of smartphone addiction. They can’t believe no one is talking about this.
May 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time (following the instructions I gave)
May 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
An era!
May 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Shit we’re halfway to a Pride flag at this point
April 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’ve been playing South of Midnight and on top of it being a fun and interesting game, it’s also quite fun to look at. I mean get a load of this diva!
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
On my WFH type beat chilling with my best friend
April 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Calling to scam me and opening with hold music is nasty work. Also, there’s no MacBook Pro on the market that costs that little and that’s just something I know as a fact.
April 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This really took me out. I would have never told a soul I met my favorite partner somewhere like this 😂
April 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Had a little back pain the night before last so, being the guy I am, obviously I had to get a new mattress
April 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Good to learn I’m genetically predisposed to being dramatic
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM