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Melissa Bratcher
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I have a favorite tree.
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Literally the second meme I've made in my life.
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Welp, I’ve just winked at the server and now I must slither out of here.
August 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
@mjknefel.bsky.social Viva Las Vegas is a good Elvis movie mostly because Ann Margaret is incredible and so watchable in it.
June 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My 11 year old hen, Veronica, lays one egg a year and has the most delightfully raspy crow. She’s an inspiration.
April 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s a shame that the people who really need to hear what @corybooker.com is saying won’t listen. He’s the best of what America can be.
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I received a piece of mail that was sent in 2022 today. What a curious thing.
February 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Darkly funny that Republicans spent four years insisting that Biden was a senile puppet of [insert right-wing bogeyman here] and the second they returned to power the entire party very publicly handed over the keys to the federal government to an unelected fascist billionaire
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just had an errand hang with this incredibly good boy. It was much needed.
February 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m listening to a lot of Cabaret Voltaire these days. I think I just want to retreat back to the times when my greatest concern was affording clove cigarettes and those little black flats from the mall.
Cabaret Voltaire - Just Fascination (7'' Mix)
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February 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It hasn’t snowed since I posted this. I am cross.
I love snow-shovel-by-the-front-door season. It stays there until May, just in case.
February 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Fuck yes, Chappell Roan! Change needs to happen with labels and good on her using her platform to speak for it.
February 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My dog takes half an hour to find juuuust the right place to poop outside, but can sneak in and go on the bathroom floor in 10 seconds.
February 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
For Xmas, I was gifted a subscription to the Criterion Channel and now I’ve just set up my Letterboxd account. I think I’m distracting myself from something.
January 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@popshifter.bsky.social I’m reading Conform to Deform: the Weird & Wonderful World of Some Bizzare and thinking of you during much of it. I hadn’t realized how much they informed who I am until reading it.
January 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love snow-shovel-by-the-front-door season. It stays there until May, just in case.
January 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Is there a word for finding words on Spelling Bee just as you’ve closed the app?
December 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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The Justice Department has filed a lawsuit against approximately two dogs.
December 10, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I have a ridiculous amount of stuff to do for Thanksgiving, but I just want to lie in bed and read Joel Gion’s memoir. His voice is so clear and hysterical.
November 26, 2024 at 1:31 PM
When I was a kid, the height of fanciness was when we got a box of oranges and grapefruit sent to us for Xmas.
an orange with a face on it is sitting on a table with its mouth wide open .
ALT: an orange with a face on it is sitting on a table with its mouth wide open .
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November 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Last night’s Drag Race UK episode was so perfect. This whole season has been so incredible that I’m sure as soon as it ends, I’ll start it again. Though I’ll hydrate beforehand.
November 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I mean, I guess I live in an echo chamber, because it’s not full of assholes. My bad.
November 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
So glad the dogs, with their finely tuned body clocks, thought 4:30 was the right time to get up this morning.
November 6, 2023 at 12:10 PM
The Spotify Daylist feature is fantastic but also feels super judgy.
November 5, 2023 at 5:24 PM