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melancholydroning.bsky.social
@melancholydroning.bsky.social
I remember in 1534 when I was a brand new vampire I looked at the sunrise coming and I said to myself what have I done? I heard Satan say "wear the night like a blanket and be proud of who you are"
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The Royal Order Of The Black Dragon vampire clan have called for a meetings to be held in Geneva Switzerland on January 30 for a 3 night meeting. The Romanian Vampire High Council will be joining us.
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The house always wins, and when it doesn't, it changes the rules.
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 AM
What is so shocking?
Jungle Fever in the Hospital...?
Duh.
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This Bill is a crazy sick person, he should fly away on his vaccine for a long trip and he can't return until February 30th.
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
211 more subs on my page till i 💦💦💦 on camera🥵 im horny for it so make it happen 😩
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What page? :o
December 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bro could have just used mayonnaise instead..sighs🌚💀
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
1897 poltergeist real is it!
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If I was going to get married to someone and they cheated at a stag do instead of taking us to a picnic in a graveyard and plan how we will get buried next to each other I am just going to dig my own grave and get in there so ya
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Living alone and being single = Nobody is claiming to love you while backstabbing u ❤ oh and what’s that? You can actually smile without somebody wiping it off ur face!
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Thinking of the good old days when a maccies cheese burger was 99p and a Freddo was about 39p. Britain was in its prime.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Welcome to overcrowded broken Britain.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I bet she could eat an apple through a letterbox
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fatherless behaviour
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ditch d looser and b with grandpa Was that me testing out my mobility scooter last year? 😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Acharnians mindset is a relic
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Paparazzi is a plural noun.
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Take all the cans to the scrap yard and weigh them in . At Repoman SWers
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Growing weary of these monkey shines
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i love not being white i didn't get sunburnt at all after running around warped tour all weekend life is beautiful of course i ain't about to be stupid with it 🙏🙏 praying for my white friends who are red as hell despite reapplying regularly i'm sorry you were not blessed!
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Breathtaking!😈🔥😍🥵🍑
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
having the best day💘💘 made new domme friends then b2b video calls with two new bitches😈
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My account is almost 8 years old, but I only start building Karma around 6 months ago.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Population dementia Joe can’t remember
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM