Michael
@melancholychroma.bsky.social
whoever came up with the term “diarrhea” sure got it right on the first try, because what else would that be?
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
whoever came up with the term “diarrhea” sure got it right on the first try, because what else would that be?
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Along with a much-needed optimization patch on PC, Capcom is reportedly planning to add monsters with huge, heaving balls that shrink and expand in real time.
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February 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Along with a much-needed optimization patch on PC, Capcom is reportedly planning to add monsters with huge, heaving balls that shrink and expand in real time.
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don’t go on dates with girls who like Homestuck and take their shoes off at the movie theater
i know this is hyper specific but trust me on this
i know this is hyper specific but trust me on this
January 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
don’t go on dates with girls who like Homestuck and take their shoes off at the movie theater
i know this is hyper specific but trust me on this
i know this is hyper specific but trust me on this
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Sonic fans have once again been left speechless after very positive early critical reception of the new film.
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December 20, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Sonic fans have once again been left speechless after very positive early critical reception of the new film.
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paletteswap.site/dif...
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Diddy and Luigi are in the same prison? Who's next? [struggling to think of another video game character] Foghorn Leghorn?
December 21, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Diddy and Luigi are in the same prison? Who's next? [struggling to think of another video game character] Foghorn Leghorn?
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Me: mom can I hang out with the Rizzler
Mom: We have Rizzler at home
The Rizzler at home:
Mom: We have Rizzler at home
The Rizzler at home:
December 6, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Me: mom can I hang out with the Rizzler
Mom: We have Rizzler at home
The Rizzler at home:
Mom: We have Rizzler at home
The Rizzler at home:
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This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.
My new years resolution is to stop biting my lips
December 3, 2024 at 4:46 PM
My new years resolution is to stop biting my lips
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My first CRT glitch texture pack is live on Ko-Fi! 200 high-res pictures of my TV for you to do whatever you want with!
November 25, 2023 at 7:13 AM
My first CRT glitch texture pack is live on Ko-Fi! 200 high-res pictures of my TV for you to do whatever you want with!
let's bring back spontaneous combustion
November 16, 2024 at 9:10 PM
let's bring back spontaneous combustion
for a dog that knows how to talk scooby doo's intelligence kinda just ends there because he's dumb as hell
November 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
for a dog that knows how to talk scooby doo's intelligence kinda just ends there because he's dumb as hell
i only trust doctors who still subscribe to the four humors theory
November 15, 2024 at 8:41 PM
i only trust doctors who still subscribe to the four humors theory