J.R.
@melancholychaos.bsky.social
Wannabe writer and aspiring elite homosexual. Warning: a huge fucking nerd who makes really, REALLY inappropriate jokes about 95% of the time. Aggressively liberal. 🏳️🌈poly. Swifty. TCG player.
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Going back to the other reposts makes this look like a natural progression down toward hell. 😂 I'm a sinner, baby.
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Going back to the other reposts makes this look like a natural progression down toward hell. 😂 I'm a sinner, baby.
Post your favorite beanie baby
This beanie baby said “gay rights.”
It had been retired right at the time I had started collecting. I wanted it so bad.
This beanie baby said “gay rights.”
It had been retired right at the time I had started collecting. I wanted it so bad.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Post your favorite beanie baby
This beanie baby said “gay rights.”
It had been retired right at the time I had started collecting. I wanted it so bad.
This beanie baby said “gay rights.”
It had been retired right at the time I had started collecting. I wanted it so bad.
I don’t know what it is about Grimmsnarl that he screams “FAGGUETTE!”
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I don’t know what it is about Grimmsnarl that he screams “FAGGUETTE!”
I tried to save this adorable baby the other day, but in my impatience he ended up biting me and then disappeared. I hope he gets rescued.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I tried to save this adorable baby the other day, but in my impatience he ended up biting me and then disappeared. I hope he gets rescued.
Only a select few will understand why this is so fucking funny.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Only a select few will understand why this is so fucking funny.
Talk about submissive and breedable.
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Talk about submissive and breedable.
If you see this, quote a repost of a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If you see this, quote a repost of a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
I do not need these shoes. They are $85. I do NOT need them.
September 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I do not need these shoes. They are $85. I do NOT need them.
11 years ago today at my husband’s and my first Folsom. He surprised me by shaving to just a mustache and play along with the rest of us. I love this picture. I miss him terribly.
September 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
11 years ago today at my husband’s and my first Folsom. He surprised me by shaving to just a mustache and play along with the rest of us. I love this picture. I miss him terribly.
Welp. It’s official. My brother-husband is in-fact my family. WILD!
September 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Welp. It’s official. My brother-husband is in-fact my family. WILD!
Bertha is keeping an eye on me during pride month.
June 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bertha is keeping an eye on me during pride month.
Today’s desktop background, our wedding day. I loved what we picked out. We wore contrasting colors and had what the other was missing.
April 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Today’s desktop background, our wedding day. I loved what we picked out. We wore contrasting colors and had what the other was missing.
This a real niche comment but, this is giving so much “Cats Don’t Dance.”
April 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This a real niche comment but, this is giving so much “Cats Don’t Dance.”
Bye Lubu. My Lucy Bussy. We will always love you.
April 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Bye Lubu. My Lucy Bussy. We will always love you.
Of course the first time they ban cards for Lorcana it’s one of the ones I use. Lame.
April 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Of course the first time they ban cards for Lorcana it’s one of the ones I use. Lame.
My screen saver today. I love this picture. He was playing along and shaved his beard. He would surprise me.
April 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My screen saver today. I love this picture. He was playing along and shaved his beard. He would surprise me.
Reskeet a photo someone took of you that you don’t hate.
March 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Reskeet a photo someone took of you that you don’t hate.
Might be time to toss these pants.
March 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Might be time to toss these pants.
behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person
March 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person